Why do I only attract older men? Ugg.- Page 2

[insomniak]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:21pm

" Your comments are age discimination in the purest form."

What comes around goes around, Jose'.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:23pm

oh SLAM!

[etoile]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:24pm

I believe he meant to be ironic.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:26pm

Older men don't need iron. It blocks the things in their hearts, their, you know, whatevers.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:26pm

Insomniak, keeping children away from adults in message board forums is not age discrimination. It's common sense.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:28pm

It's never to late to bill and coo, at any age 1 and 1 makes 2.

and it's never too late to fall in love!

[insomniak]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:30pm

Then it's a good thing not everyone under eighteen is a child. If The Powers would realize it and that any adult who is annoyed with a child is perfectly capable of shooing her away on her own, this board would feel less like a sheep barn.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:31pm

Huh?

Who is talking about sheep?

[theatrebabe]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:31pm

Yea,but don't you think a 20 year old being w/ a 40 year old is a little strange?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:32pm

I'll let Anna Nicole Smith answer that one.

[insomniak]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:35pm

Jose', I can't speak for every teenager on the boards, but some of the 'children, go to the student board' comments evoke mental images of ancient queens poking anyone who doesn't own every work of theatre before 1980 wtih sharp pointy objects in the direction of a very small cage.

I'd get and extra poke for that sentance, too. Forgive me, English teachers.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:37pm

1980???? Go to the children's board.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:37pm

Give me a man who is handsome and strong
Someone who's stalwart and steady
Give me a night that's romantic and long
And give me a month to get ready

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:39pm

Insomniak, just what is your age, and just who is your English teacher and how can we write to him/her?

[insomniak]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:39pm

I was born AFTER 1980, too, Namo. Does that merit the creation of a special toddler's board?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:45pm

Actually I think there should be a speacial board where all ages are welcome and where the one exclusive qualifier is that it is for those members who can't write sentences that can be comprehended.

The Bad English Board.

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:47pm

Oy. Updated On: 9/6/05 at 10:47 PM

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:49pm

You missed the point Shbrt, and you corrected yourself.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:49pm

"... those members who can't write sentences that can be comprehended...."

Whatever happend to the "columnists" link anyway?

[insomniak]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:49pm

Shub, that was a joke poking fun at my run-on sentence.

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:49pm

Yes, I just got it. Thank you.

*wants to die...had 1/2 hour of sleep* Updated On: 9/6/05 at 10:49 PM

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:50pm

Having trouble with reading comprehension tonight, Shbrt?

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:51pm

Never. I got a 790 on my English and Writing SAT IIs.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:53pm

Then I think you should repost your uncorrected message so everyone can have the benefit of your comprehension.

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:54pm

Just out of curiosity, did you mean to misspell "special" as part of the joke?