Why don't they ever go to her place?

#1

Why don't they ever go to her place?

Posted: 5/6/05 at 1:04am

My upstairs neighbors are having sex. Very loudly. Right above my bedroom. Literally shaking the walls, and I can hear every creak of the bed springs and moans/groans/shouts coming out of their (mainly her) mouths. Why don't they ever go to her place???

#2

re: Why don't they ever go to her place?

Posted: 5/6/05 at 1:05am

That reminds me of an episode of Friends. Go for a walk, liotte!

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#3

re: Why don't they ever go to her place?

Posted: 5/6/05 at 1:05am

Play. Showtunes. Loudly.

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#4

re: Why don't they ever go to her place?

Posted: 5/6/05 at 1:05am

SAME with where I live. I mean, if they can hear me sneeze, and they can, shouldn't that clue them in?

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#5

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Posted: 5/6/05 at 1:05am

It's after 1am in NYC! Where do you recommend I walk to?

#6

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Posted: 5/6/05 at 1:06am

I recomend the classic "invite over your own significant other" then just beat them at their own game.

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#7

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Posted: 5/6/05 at 1:09am

my significant other is in chicago...

#8

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Posted: 5/6/05 at 1:09am

Your hallway? The stairwell? Somewhere that's not your bedroom?

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#9

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Posted: 5/6/05 at 1:11am

Oh well, I guess you have, be really loud otherwise or bang on the ceiling. Or go for a late night walk.

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#10

re: Why don't they ever go to her place?

Posted: 5/6/05 at 1:11am

But see, I'm ready to go to sleep. And my bed is the preferred place for that right now. Just can't fall asleep with all the noise. Grrrr....

#11

re: Why don't they ever go to her place?

Posted: 5/6/05 at 1:12am

Try falling asleep with headphones on or something.

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#12

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Posted: 5/6/05 at 1:19am

That's a good idea!

#13

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Posted: 5/6/05 at 2:08am

I heartily second Smartpenguin's idea. Inviting your own over for a significant amount of noise-making is clearly the way to go. Just be sure you're yelling up.

#14

re: Why don't they ever go to her place?

Posted: 5/6/05 at 7:02am

Go to their door and say, "As long as you're going to keep me up, may I join in?"

#15

re: Why don't they ever go to her place?

Posted: 5/6/05 at 8:23am

I like the showtunes idea, unless they subscribe to the Ave Q way of life. "You can be as loud as the hell you want when you're makin love..." Acctually play that really loud and hold your speakers up the the ceiling. It just might embarass them enough to quiet down

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#16

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Posted: 5/6/05 at 8:32am

Sorry, we'll go to my place next time.

#17

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Posted: 5/6/05 at 8:48am

It's getting ridiculous. I gotta go up there and say something, but how do you tell people something like this?

#18

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Posted: 5/6/05 at 8:49am

That's the only thing I don't hear my neighbors do.

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#19

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Posted: 5/6/05 at 8:54am

liotte - ask them if they need any help selling tickets.

#20

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Posted: 5/6/05 at 8:57am

hahaha!
In the mornings they have a bruce springsteen thing- they either blast that very loudly, or something totally random- yesterday was Crocodile Rock.
Can't I just call in a noise complaint to the landlord?

#21

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Posted: 5/6/05 at 9:04am

Break down their door and throw hot water on them..it works for dogs.

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#22

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Posted: 5/6/05 at 9:08am

Did grandma get you wet again, boobs?

#23

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Posted: 5/6/05 at 9:13am

I can not believe I am admitting this, but its to help liotte, my husband and I had a very squeaky bedframe. Like you went to sit on it and it would creak and squeak. We hated it but well ya know... So a lady moved in below us and I guess she overheard the bed and she left us a note. She didn't even have the guts to sign her name. It was really funny and well she was rude to everyone around her and just a B*tch to all so we made it a point to be even louder. If you have the guts to talk to them then maybe it will help, being shy about it will get you nothing...well acctually it will probably get you a louder show.

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#24

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Posted: 5/6/05 at 9:14am

One of my neighbors never leaves his apt except to walk his big ugly dog.

He never leaves his apt and all I hear is constant sex.
It is very annoying.
So one night when I could stand it no more I played on full blast:
"loud as the hell you want"
Right after that he and his three partners shut up.
He is so loud there are times I can't sleep at all.

SUCKS!
I am actually in the process of moving my bedroom to my living room so I don't have to hear him. The other neighbor all I hear is Jazz. Love it.

Updated On: 5/6/05 at 09:14 AM

#25

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Posted: 5/6/05 at 9:17am

g_ddamn nosey neighbor!