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#26

re: Why don't they ever go to her place?

Posted: 5/6/05 at 9:24am

He is damn ugly. And I understand Liotte.
Sleep is a marvelous thing.
I miss my last neighbor she was quiet and a flight attendant.
Hardly ever here.

#27

re: Why don't they ever go to her place?

Posted: 5/6/05 at 9:29am

"Play. Showtunes. Loudly."

Liotte I have the exact same problem as you. But not only can I hear the next door neighbors, I can hear the ones above me as well.

PalJoey has given very wise words. Except, I don't play showtunes. I play gospel music.

Get yourself a cd of Vestal Goodman (who is the Ethel Merman of gospel music). Think of Ethel Merman singing "Jesus is the best thing that ever happened to me". Nobody can have a good time when they are making love to gospel music!!

Why do I feel like the mother in Oh Dad, Poor Dad...: "I broke up six couples tonight". LOL

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

Updated On: 5/6/05 at 09:29 AM

#28

re: Why don't they ever go to her place?

Posted: 5/6/05 at 9:41am

I had neighbors like that when I lived in Chicago....SO, I taped them.......and sent them a copy for Xmas.......with a card thanking them for the sound effects........
Funny, after that, I rarely heard them get loud again........

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

#29

re: Why don't they ever go to her place?

Posted: 5/6/05 at 9:45am

Actually, a more practical solution.

Get yourself a box fan. Make sure you test it in the store first. You want one where the motor makes noise. When the neighbor's noise starts, turn the fan on its highest speed. The fan creates white noise which is more steady and blocks out the other noise. Unfortunately, stupid fan manufacturers these days are trying to make quieter fans. But I've had mine for 20 years and it has rarely failed me.

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#30

re: Why don't they ever go to her place?

Posted: 5/6/05 at 9:49am

Broadwayboobs and I will send one of our special bleach spewing water guns. Hit them in the eyes, it burns.

#31

re: Why don't they ever go to her place?

Posted: 5/6/05 at 9:53am

Elphaba- I just spit coffee all over my monitor. Wow! That is a great one. That would shut me up, acctually it would probably scar me for life and I would never make a sound again.

"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.

#32

re: Why don't they ever go to her place?

Posted: 5/6/05 at 9:57am

I have neighbors across the street who put on quite a show every Wednesday (though lately it's been more frequently). Fortunately, I can't hear them.

My upstairs neighbors have two small children. They never have sex anymore.

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#33

re: Why don't they ever go to her place?

Posted: 5/6/05 at 10:01am

Addy - as to your second paragraph - we have three children? Sigh....

#34

re: Why don't they ever go to her place?

Posted: 5/6/05 at 10:01am

So what Addy is saying.....adopt some children for them and they'll stop.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#35

re: Why don't they ever go to her place?

Posted: 5/6/05 at 10:03am

no no no...children will not be the end of my sex life..NOO...(sorry trying to get pregnant and slightly terrfied the good stuff will end)

"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.

#36

re: Why don't they ever go to her place?

Posted: 5/6/05 at 12:50pm

Lots of great suggestions! Thanks guys!

#37

re: Why don't they ever go to her place?

Posted: 5/6/05 at 12:55pm

Well, at least your neighbors have a...healthy relationship. Any time my neighbor gets visited by her boyfriend they're guaranteed to start a screaming argument that will last at least an hour. My loud music of choice is Follies. :)

#38

re: Why don't they ever go to her place?

Posted: 5/6/05 at 1:06pm

Yes I have had both the loud sex neighbors and the screaming breaking dishes neighbors, I'd take the sex anytime.
Also not a fan of the drunken frat boys screaming outside my window at 3:30 AM.

I stand corrected, you are as vapid as they say.

#39

re: Why don't they ever go to her place?

Posted: 5/10/05 at 1:10am

It was so nice to have a reprieve the past few days...

But alas, they're baaaack!

Stupid &$!&#$% neighbors!!!!!

#40

re: Why don't they ever go to her place?

Posted: 5/10/05 at 1:19am

liotte, I feel your pain.

No really...every night.

I have the neighbors downstairs....the woman and her "good for nothing, alcholic a------" boyfriend (her words to him nightly, not mine). They fight 6 days a week, and REST on the seventh (and by rest, I mean they have loud sex).

Then I have the neighbors on the other side, who play the lovely rap music at all hours and then fight in the parking lane in front of the apt complex the rest of the time. Oh yeah, the other night I am awakened at 4am because a car alarm is going off. I look outside..it is the lovely "other neighbor" woman, standing in front of her car, watching the car as the alarm keeps going off, but doing nothing to stop it. I didn't understand until the next morning, when I leave and see her boyfriend sleeping in the backseat of the car. I guess she felt it was time to wake him up with the car alarm.

We don't matter of course. We are the incidental other 200 units in the complex.

"My dreams, watching me said, one to the other...this life has let us down."

#41

re: Why don't they ever go to her place?

Posted: 5/10/05 at 2:01am

NYC living just sucks. And I hate having to deal with it. I don't want to say I am glad other people have this issue too, because no one should have to deal with this, but it's comforting to know that it isn't just my neighbors but everyone else's too.

#42

re: Why don't they ever go to her place?

Posted: 5/10/05 at 2:54am

u guys have no idea. at least you're in teh same buildings. no houses here have insulation. we can hear the neighbor's who are in a different HOUSE having sex. and everyone's phone ringing. and we're all in different houses... not even apartments. houses. ugh.

#43

re: Why don't they ever go to her place?

Posted: 5/10/05 at 10:17am

Leave a note pretending to be their downstairs neighbor, saying that they're knocking the plaster off the ceiling and could they please try to keep it down. That's what my roommate wanted to do when our neighbors down the hall insisted on having ass-thumpin' sex all the time...

http://community.livejournal.com/ltd_brands_suck/

#44

re: Why don't they ever go to her place?

Posted: 5/10/05 at 10:23am

Speaking of ass-thumpin' sex.....check this out...

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/speakers.html

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#45

re: Why don't they ever go to her place?

Posted: 5/10/05 at 10:53am

That is hilarious

"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.

#46

re: Why don't they ever go to her place?

Posted: 5/10/05 at 11:00am

glad you enjoyed it K...I think it's so funny, especially the ending !!!

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#47

re: Why don't they ever go to her place?

Posted: 5/10/05 at 1:54pm

Next time you run into her in the elevator or by the mailbox, off-handedly ask her if she swallows or rides the Hershey highway. "from your performance, I would have thought your boyfriend would have expected you to!"

This is even better if you have witnesses.

"Christ, Bette Davis?!?!"

Updated On: 5/10/05 at 01:54 PM

#48

re: Why don't they ever go to her place?

Posted: 5/10/05 at 3:05pm

Blaupunkt, Naturlich!

gotta love those speakers!

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

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