Wickalot Dating Service: A Broadway Themed Matchmaker for Young Audiences

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 9:26am

So:

A) Spamalot attracts scads of 20 something straight males.
B) Wicked attracts busloads of 20 something straight females.
C) Girls love guys who go to Broadway voluntarily.
D) Guys love girls that have pulses.

So, this dating service will be founded on the essential equation.

A+B / C+D = Kismet.

Saturday dates: Wicked Matinee + Spamalot Evening Dinner in between.

What do you think?

Updated On: 4/12/05 at 09:26 AM

[glitzguy3]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 9:48am

yes...but...what show do the gay males go to?

...oh that's right...we go to all of them!

[Madame X]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 10:00am

I think the guys that Spamalot attracts would be older than the teeni-bopper crowd Wicked attracts. But then again, that whole pulse thing...LOL.

Love the idea though!

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 10:28am

Well, the article seems to indicate the 20-30 range. Theres nothing cooler to most guys in their late 20s than dating a girl in her early to mid 20s. I think we're on.

The Wicked girls just want to be understood.
The Spamalot guys love fart jokes.

Thusly, we will have to train the guys in basic sensitivity and the girls in flatulence.

[Craig]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 10:34am

Perhaps they should create a third show in where the knights of the roundtable, led by Elphaba of the lake seek the holy ruby slippers which are being worn by a gay french wizard.

They can have songs like "Find Your Male" and "One Short Date"

Updated On: 4/12/05 at 10:34 AM

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 10:37am

Nessarose is killed by a projectile cow and Fiyero is being forced to marry Glinda, because of her huuuge tracts of land, but his father turns out to be none other than a Knight who says 'Ni'.

Updated On: 4/12/05 at 10:37 AM

[Craig]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 10:42am

I think we're on to something

You left out the killer rabbit who lacks courage and King Arthur's trusty man servent, Boq, dressed in all armor.

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 10:46am

I can see us now Craig, top hats and canes silhouetted in front of a big orange and yellow sunset. I wanna be a producer.

"Wickalot"

Think of the demographics we'd pull in. Come on people! Who's on board?

[NYadgal]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 10:48am

I'll invest in that!

Will there be shrubbery?

[Craig]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 10:50am

Yes. THE EMERALD SHRUBBERY

It will also be enchanted and sing, "it's not easy being green"

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 10:50am

You demand a shrubbery?

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 10:51am

Will the third date be a Dirty Rotten Bang Bang (copyrighted by Andy Hardy) weekend?

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 10:54am

Then the fourth date would have to be "Doubt: With a Vengeance"

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 10:55am

only if you had to wait for a phone call...

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 10:56am

But it was 'Rotten'!

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 10:58am

well, if you had to wait for a phone call after a "Bang Bang" then yes, it is "Rotten"

[NYadgal]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 10:59am

When do we use the Pillowman?

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 11:00am

if a phone call is never received...

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 11:05am

Pervs have ruined a perfectly good thread AGAIN! :)

[NYadgal]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 11:09am

I thought it was about dating...

ok, back to the show. The Emerald Shrubbery. It makes people sleepy...

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 11:11am

does it sing a duet with Elphie?

[Craig]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 11:14am

Now.. if we have puppets in this thing, we're certain to with the TONY!

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 11:22am

Yenta has to be in this production somewhere....

[Madame X]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 11:38am

Puppets? It sucks to be green.

Wickalot - One Short Date - hee!

I actually think the Wicked demographic ranges more from 13-20 as opposed to early 20s just based on the shillers on this board.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 11:47am

One Short Date - I love it!

Updated On: 4/12/05 at 11:47 AM