
and who wouldn't...
Just to quote Sondheim in "Opening Doors"
"Who wants to live in New York?
Who wants the worry, the noise, the dirt, the heat?
Who wants the garbage cams clanging in the street?
Suddenly I do!
They're always popping their cork,
the cops the cabbies, the salesgirls up at Saks,
you gotta have a real taste for maniacs -
Suddenly I do!"