Woman Marries Eiffel Tower
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/19/06
re: Woman Marries Eiffel Tower#2
Posted: 3/12/09 at 9:28pmOh look, I commented before AND YET THE GAYS STILL CAN'T GET MARRIED?
re: Woman Marries Eiffel Tower#2
Posted: 3/12/09 at 9:34pmHell, if that would give me duel citizenship, I would marry the Tower Bridge in London, divorce it after 8 years, THEN marry the Arc De Triomphe.
re: Woman Marries Eiffel Tower#3
Posted: 3/12/09 at 10:10pm
I wanted to marry the Liberty Memorial in Kansas City...but it turned me down. But I'm sure you can see why I was attracted. When I lived there...it was lovingly called "the Penis of the Prairie".
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
re: Woman Marries Eiffel Tower#4
Posted: 3/12/09 at 10:14pmThis is the stupidest thing I've read since my last visit to Corine's Corner.
re: Woman Marries Eiffel Tower#5
Posted: 3/13/09 at 2:33pmDid they have a DJ or a live band?
re: Woman Marries Eiffel Tower#6
Posted: 3/13/09 at 2:41pm
My favorite from this other article:
Jake, she says, is "solid, reliable and beautiful". She repairs "him" whenhe goes wrong, and "makes love" to him on average twice a day. "This is the way I communicate with him."
...whaaaaat?
EDIT: "Like every married couple, we have our ups and downs. We even made it through the terrible disaster of 9 November 1989, when my husband was subjected to frenzied attacks by a mob."
I'd really like to know what an angry mob had against a radio.
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re: Woman Marries Eiffel Tower#7
Posted: 3/13/09 at 2:46pm
Does anyone remember that lady who claimed to be married to the fictional character Snape from Harry Potter "on an astral plane," whatever that means?
This is pretty ridiculous, but I don't think she can beat Snapes-On-A-Plane lady. At least the Eiffel Tower is real.
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