Woman Marries Eiffel Tower

[ifuweregay93]

Woman Marries Eiffel Tower#1

Posted: 3/12/09 at 9:25pm

http://www.lemondrop.com/2009/03/11/woman-marries-the-object-of-her-desire-the-eiffel-tower/

[PiraguaGuy2]

re: Woman Marries Eiffel Tower#2

Posted: 3/12/09 at 9:28pm

Oh look, I commented before AND YET THE GAYS STILL CAN'T GET MARRIED?

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[Chrysanthemum62001]

re: Woman Marries Eiffel Tower#2

Posted: 3/12/09 at 9:34pm

Hell, if that would give me duel citizenship, I would marry the Tower Bridge in London, divorce it after 8 years, THEN marry the Arc De Triomphe.

"What a mystery this world. One day you love them and the next day you want to kill them a thousand times over." The Masked Bandit in THE FALL

[JustAGuy]

re: Woman Marries Eiffel Tower#3

Posted: 3/12/09 at 10:10pm

I wanted to marry the Liberty Memorial in Kansas City...but it turned me down. But I'm sure you can see why I was attracted. When I lived there...it was lovingly called "the Penis of the Prairie".

"Just a Guy. Your feelings are touching. I am gladdened by the thought that you will one day wind up 6 feet under as we all do." - MrRoxy ------ "I do not suggest you walk out the door onto a New York street with your vulnerable child part exposed and not protected..." - Jason Bennett

[Dollypop]

re: Woman Marries Eiffel Tower#4

Posted: 3/12/09 at 10:14pm

This is the stupidest thing I've read since my last visit to Corine's Corner.

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[singtopher]

re: Woman Marries Eiffel Tower#5

Posted: 3/13/09 at 2:33pm

Did they have a DJ or a live band?

"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert

[blondebaby589]

re: Woman Marries Eiffel Tower#6

Posted: 3/13/09 at 2:41pm

My favorite from this other article:

Jake, she says, is "solid, reliable and beautiful". She repairs "him" whenhe goes wrong, and "makes love" to him on average twice a day. "This is the way I communicate with him."

...whaaaaat?


EDIT: "Like every married couple, we have our ups and downs. We even made it through the terrible disaster of 9 November 1989, when my husband was subjected to frenzied attacks by a mob."

I'd really like to know what an angry mob had against a radio.
Another article

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Updated On: 3/13/09 at 02:41 PM

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

re: Woman Marries Eiffel Tower#7

Posted: 3/13/09 at 2:46pm

Does anyone remember that lady who claimed to be married to the fictional character Snape from Harry Potter "on an astral plane," whatever that means?

This is pretty ridiculous, but I don't think she can beat Snapes-On-A-Plane lady. At least the Eiffel Tower is real.

In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

[StockardFan]

re: Woman Marries Eiffel Tower#8

Posted: 3/13/09 at 2:57pm

OK, that's just weird.

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