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#1

Words that DON'T Amuse

Words that bug, specifically the use of them.


Chops

As in "He has the acting chops to pull off the role."

Ugggh
#2

re: Words that DON'T Amuse

moist
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#4

re: Words that DON'T Amuse

moist douche
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#6

re: Words that DON'T Amuse

"travel" when used as a transigent verb as in "Equity agreed to travel my trunk while on tour. Travel takes no object! "I traveled to Spain" is correct. "I traveled my sister to Spain" is incorrect.

"impact" when used as a verb. It's a noun. Something has a great impact -- but it's incorrect to say "something impacted me greatly."

And for the last time, the word is spelled DEFINITELY, not DEFINATELY. Got it???????
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
#7

re: Words that DON'T Amuse

tampon
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#8

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I'm with you on those Zola. I HATE it when people spell definitely wrong. Or when people use except when it should be accept. But those aren't words that bother me.

I hate the word crop. I mean just say it...ccrroppp. Its weird.
What is Broadway? A street? Some say it's a street. Some say it is the best street in the world. Others think its terrible. That's the beauty of it, it's terribly beautiful. Some hate it and don't know why. Others love it and don't know why. That's what makes it so wonderful, it's a mystery.
#9

re: Words that DON'T Amuse

i hate the word tickle. don't ask. my baby brother goes around to everyone and tries to 'tickle' them. he really end up scratching and poking you though. he screams 'tickle, tickle, tickle' 24-7.
"People asking questions, lost in confusion. Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions." ~The one and only John Lennon
#10

re: Words that DON'T Amuse

Golf. It's "I played golf this afternoon", not "I golfed this afternoon". It's like the word football. You don't say "I footballed this afternoon." Do you? NO...

sorry...just a rant.

and I don't like to word cock. it's dirty.
#11

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I LOVE all four-letter words: **** and **** and ****. They are my lifeblood.
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
#12

re: Words that DON'T Amuse

What about cock?
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#14

re: Words that DON'T Amuse

DATA MINING is another one that makes me crazy.
#15

re: Words that DON'T Amuse

homophobe- because of the meaning.
Real men are tenors.
#17

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my definetion of homophobe is "i'm going to kick your ass because i jack off about you at night and i hate it!"
#18

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Obvious, I might have to marry you.
Real men are tenors.
#20

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Backup, I already called him! Grrr....
Real men are tenors.
#21

re: Words that DON'T Amuse

I always used to read the Baby Sitters Little Sister books when I was little:

gigundo

...she always said that!
"We like to snark around here. Sometimes we actually talk about theater...but we try not to let that get in our way." - dramamama611
#22

re: Words that DON'T Amuse

Words can't bring me down
I am beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring me down
So don't you bring me down today

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#23

re: Words that DON'T Amuse

COMEDIC. Whatever happened to the word "comic" or its other form, "comical"? Now EVERYTHING is "comedic".

don't get me started on "amazing" and "awesome"
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#24

re: Words that DON'T Amuse

I recently noticed the use of the word "grow" as in "We have to grow the economy" or "I want to grow my business".

I'm sorry, but all I grow is my hair, flowers and vegetables. It should be "We have to encourage the economy to grow" or "I'll do what I can to help my business grow".

Updated On: 8/12/04 at 10:30 PM

#25

re: Words that DON'T Amuse

c*nt is the worst word ever created.

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