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Almost any minor Charles Dickens character.
Mr. Wopsle
Mr. Bumble
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but it's only funny when the two are put together.
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I got a giggle from my 5th graders when I said "breastbone" yesterday......
And my second graders love to sing the song where you take any 3 syllable word and sing it to the first half of the "can-can" tune....They liked to sing the word "Piano" because when you hit the downward scale, you sing "pee, pee, pee, pee, pee, pee, pee, pee"..... Hmm...maybe you had to be there...
I was always partial to "flatus".
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I agree 100%, Calvin.
smut
I knew an actress who would laugh uncontrollably every time she heard a certain word. The cast with whom we were both working spent six weeks of a tour trying to figure out what the word was.
Finally, someone found out what the word was. So, closing night of the show (A CHRISTMAS CAROL), during the party at Scrooge's nephew's home, we were doing the part of the scene in which we played "Twenty Questions." Pre-planned with everyone on stage, except for said actress, instead of asking "is it a dog?", the actor said, "Is it a LEMMING?" The actress doubled over in laughter, missing the next line, which was hers, "Is it a cat?" The audience was none the wiser, as the other actors on stage knew what to expect from her and kept right on going!
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I love that if you say almost ANY word enough times consecutively, it's gonna sound funny.
BYAM!
Almost all of the words in the song "The Prince of Humbug" from Barnum.
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/29/05
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