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#26

re: Worst showtune lyric

Posted: 9/30/08 at 5:08pm

Doesn't anybody ever get it right?
Carrie
Why don't they remember that I'm Carrie White?
Carrie
Is it any harder to say than
Goddamn toad and crazy and weirdo and dumb bitch and

Doesn't anybody think that I can hear?
I hear!
'Specially when I got it screamin in my ear!
I hear!
When did everybody decide I'm the one who's the flop?
If I had one wish, God I wish they'd stop...
I wish they'd stop
How I wish they'd stop...

EDIT: Oh, and MM, its "The grey fly choir will mourn" which REALLY doesn't make any sense.

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

Updated On: 9/30/08 at 05:08 PM

#27

re: Worst showtune lyric

Posted: 9/30/08 at 5:11pm

Just to be contrary - some of the best:

[Sweeney Todd]: Mrs. Lovett! You're a bloody wonder, eminently practical and yet appropriate as always. As you've said repeatedly, there's no point dwelling on the past!

#28

re: Worst showtune lyric

Posted: 9/30/08 at 6:03pm

"there's little point in dwelling on the past," Brd.

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#29

re: Worst showtune lyric

Posted: 9/30/08 at 6:23pm

guilty of *highlight, ctrl C, ctrl V*

#30

re: Worst showtune lyric

Posted: 9/30/08 at 7:03pm

"To kill outside of St. Pauls
Requires a lot of balls."
-Jekyll & Hyde

I remember thinking, "This really got into a Broadway musical?" when I first heard this.

#31

re: Worst showtune lyric

Posted: 9/30/08 at 7:09pm

"Tomorrow tomorrow I love ya tomorrow, you're always a day away." blech

"What a mystery this world. One day you love them and the next day you want to kill them a thousand times over." The Masked Bandit in THE FALL

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