Worst showtune lyric- Page 2

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 9/30/08 at 5:08pm

Doesn't anybody ever get it right?
Carrie
Why don't they remember that I'm Carrie White?
Carrie
Is it any harder to say than
Goddamn toad and crazy and weirdo and dumb bitch and

Doesn't anybody think that I can hear?
I hear!
'Specially when I got it screamin in my ear!
I hear!
When did everybody decide I'm the one who's the flop?
If I had one wish, God I wish they'd stop...
I wish they'd stop
How I wish they'd stop...

EDIT: Oh, and MM, its "The grey fly choir will mourn" which REALLY doesn't make any sense.

Updated On: 9/30/08 at 05:08 PM

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 9/30/08 at 5:11pm

Just to be contrary - some of the best:

[Sweeney Todd]: Mrs. Lovett! You're a bloody wonder, eminently practical and yet appropriate as always. As you've said repeatedly, there's no point dwelling on the past!

[D2]

Posted: 9/30/08 at 6:03pm

"there's little point in dwelling on the past," Brd.

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 9/30/08 at 6:23pm

guilty of *highlight, ctrl C, ctrl V*

[RuthlessChicken]

Posted: 9/30/08 at 7:03pm

"To kill outside of St. Pauls
Requires a lot of balls."
-Jekyll & Hyde

I remember thinking, "This really got into a Broadway musical?" when I first heard this.

[Chrysanthemum62001]

Posted: 9/30/08 at 7:09pm

"Tomorrow tomorrow I love ya tomorrow, you're always a day away." blech