Would You Rather...?

#1

Would You Rather...?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 3:41pm

These are from the book:
Would You Rather...? Over 200 Absolutely Absurd Dilemmas to Ponder

#1: Would you rather ...
never have sex again
OR
have sex once with a walrus

#2: Would you rather live in a world...
Where the handshake was replaced by the act of grabbing another's genitals, giggling, and bouncing up and down
OR
Where all international disputes were settled by means of break-dancing contests?

#3: Would you rather...
Be able to expedite the arrival of an elevator by pressing the button multiple times
OR
Have the ability to sound incredibly natural and sincere on an answring machine?


Personally...
#1 - never have sex again
#2 - have all international disputes settled with break-dancing contests
#3 - expedite the arrival of an elevator by pussing the button multiple times

#2

re: Would You Rather...?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 3:44pm

1. As long as I'm the TOP, a walrus would be fine (preferably a small one.......perhaps a virgin.....and please make me very, VERY drunk)
2. Break dancing
3. I already sound incredibly sincere and natural on my answering service

Um....could I pick the walrus, or would it be one provided for me? I mean, there are some out there where if you squint REALLY hard look like a younger Sam Elliott

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#3

re: Would You Rather...?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 3:45pm

ha ha, hee hee, she said genitals

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#4

re: Would You Rather...?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 3:46pm

HAHAHAHAHA!!! I think you'd need to be 'about-to-die' drunk to have sex with a walrus.

#5

re: Would You Rather...?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 3:49pm

#1: Would you rather ...
never have sex again Assuming that I'd be old and senile at this point.
OR
have sex once with a walrus

#2: Would you rather live in a world...
Where the handshake was replaced by the act of grabbing another's genitals, giggling, and bouncing up and down Just stewing up some controversey.
OR
Where all international disputes were settled by means of break-dancing contests?

#3: Would you rather...
Be able to expedite the arrival of an elevator by pressing the button multiple times I try and try and try....but it never happens. I've already got the other one down anyway. I'm a fabulous liar.
OR
Have the ability to sound incredibly natural and sincere on an answring machine?

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Updated On: 6/20/05 at 03:49 PM

#6

re: Would You Rather...?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 3:49pm

with a lot of booze, and if he looked like Sam Elliott anything is possible, LOL

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It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

#7

re: Would You Rather...?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 4:12pm

#1. Well... I don't want to die a virgin, so... just how powerful is a walrus, typically?

#2. Break-dancing contests would wind up with us conquered, but the greeting doesn't sound all that pleasant, so I'll stick with George W. Bush break-dancing with Saddam Hussein.

#3. Definitely the elevator, after recently being in a hotel.

How about these? Would you rather...

#4. Watch porn with your parents or starring your parents?

#5. Have sexual organs that glow red like E.T.'s heart when you're aroused or have the sound of playground chatter constantly emanating from your crotch?

#6. Blend your foot and drink the result through a straw or castrate yourself with a nail-clipper?

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#8

re: Would You Rather...?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 4:15pm

yay you have the book too!!!
#4 - with - becuase we'd just laugh at it
#5 - red organs - imagine oral sex. the only thing you would hear would be children and parents screaming
#6 - blend my foot - it would be faster than doing anything with a nail clipper

#9

re: Would You Rather...?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 4:19pm

I actually don't have the book, but a few of my friends do, and the questions often come up.

#4. Starring, I think. If I watched with my parents, my mom would make me talk about it afterwards.

#5. Red sex organs. Dark pants should work, right?

#6. Eee... I think I'd pass out before I could go through with either.

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#10

re: Would You Rather...?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 4:20pm

well for #6 you'd either die of shock or loss of blood, or both.

#11

re: Would You Rather...?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 4:21pm

snaps: i completely agree with you for #1...bring on the walrus!

#2: break dancing...i would hate it if every time i met someone new he/she would grab my genitals...even if it was a really hot guy...it would totally make me uncomfortable.

#3: answering machine...i *hate* the way i sound on my cell phone message.

#4: definitely with the parents...i wouldn't be able to recover if the porn starred the parents.

#5: i'll take the glowing red...i would hate for my playground chatter to disrupt my weekly marketing meetings.

#6: blend my foot definitely...although both are awful.

#12

re: Would You Rather...?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 4:21pm

i'd just say no to it personally!

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#13

re: Would You Rather...?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 4:23pm

I could never watch a porn movie starring my parents. They are divorced now, and I would like to believe that only had sex once and that was to conceive me. Thats impossible because I was their "miracle" baby, but lets just pretend so that I can sleep at night.

#14

re: Would You Rather...?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 4:27pm

I like to believe that The Stork dropped me off, actually, but I don't think that I could stand the humiliation of being questioned incessantly after watching with my parents.

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"Bangarang, Rufio!" --Hook

#15

re: Would You Rather...?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 4:29pm

lol, but think of the questions that will lurk in your head about your parents after watching them in a porn video.

#16

re: Would You Rather...?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 4:31pm

Sadly... been there, done that.

Which brings me to another point. Would you rather...

#7. Walk in on your parents or have them walk in on you?

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"Bangarang, Rufio!" --Hook

#17

re: Would You Rather...?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 4:32pm

My parents are divorced and not remarried, so I guess they would have to walk in on me.

#18

re: Would You Rather...?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 4:39pm

At sixteen, I think I'd cry either way.

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"Bangarang, Rufio!" --Hook

#19

re: Would You Rather...?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 4:43pm

I'm 16 too, that is why I cannot allow myself to believe that my parents ever had sex. I'm just going to pretend that my mom is a nun and that my dad is a priest, and I was their gift from god haha. Or I'm adopted.

#20

re: Would You Rather...?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 4:49pm

Okay, enough of the parents-having-sex talk, I think. I'm going to have nightmares. Next question!

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"Bangarang, Rufio!" --Hook

#21

re: Would You Rather...?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 4:51pm

Would you rather...
swallow a dozen thumbtacks
OR
cut off your lower lip with a rusty pair of scissors?

#22

re: Would You Rather...?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 4:53pm

I'd sooner cut off my lower lip; I assume that it could be sewn back on without too much fuss, but thumbtacks would probably cause some internal bleeding.

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"Bangarang, Rufio!" --Hook

#23

re: Would You Rather...?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 8:44pm

#4. Watch porn starring your parents?

my parents were stunning in their youth, I mean stunning. So I'd have no problem watching a movie of them

#5. Have sexual organs that glow red like E.T.'s heart when you're aroused

I look good in red

#6. Blend your foot and drink the result through a straw

could I add chocolate powder to the foot?

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It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

#24

re: Would You Rather...?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 8:46pm

I guess you could do whatever you needed to do to try and cut the taste of blood and crushed up bone, Elphaba. Knock yourself out with the chocolate powder.

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"Bangarang, Rufio!" --Hook

#25

re: Would You Rather...?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 8:48pm

well snaps, I just can't even THINK of doing the other........

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It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956