You can now give an abortion as a Christmas gift
You can now give an abortion as a Christmas gift
#1You can now give an abortion as a Christmas gift
Posted: 12/3/08 at 6:52pmAnyone see this on the news just now? They're reporting that you can use a gift certificate for an abortion.
#2re: You can now give an abortion as a Christmas gift
Posted: 12/3/08 at 6:52pmDo they also give coupons for Buy One, Get One Free for abortions of equal or lesser value?
#2re: You can now give an abortion as a Christmas gift
Posted: 12/3/08 at 6:55pmNo, but the first 100 people to buy them get plasma tv's.
#3re: You can now give an abortion as a Christmas gift
Posted: 12/3/08 at 6:55pmBut will they honor their competitors discounts?
#4re: You can now give an abortion as a Christmas gift
Posted: 12/3/08 at 6:55pmWow...Nothing says Merry Christmas better than that. Okay, maybe my grandmother asking me to sign as a witness to her will, but that is a different story for another day.
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#4re: You can now give an abortion as a Christmas gift
Posted: 12/3/08 at 6:55pmIt is actually a gift certificate for any service offered by planned parenthood. Abortions, yes, but also medications, contraceptives and facials. I think it is a great stocking stuffer for the woman who has had everyone.
#6re: You can now give an abortion as a Christmas gift
Posted: 12/3/08 at 6:57pm
Back before I was born, my dad wanted to buy a computer and my mom thought that was a stupid idea, because what would you ever do with a computer? But they ran a campaign where every computer came with a free cabbage patch doll, so my mom got my dad to snatch up a computer as soon as possible, because she WANTED that cabbage patch doll.
Maybe abortions should come with a free cabbage patch doll? To replace the baby or something?
#7re: You can now give an abortion as a Christmas gift
Posted: 12/3/08 at 7:01pm
"Maybe abortions should come with a free cabbage patch doll? To replace the baby or something?"
Best thing I've read all day!
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#8re: You can now give an abortion as a Christmas gift
Posted: 12/3/08 at 7:07pmI'd love to give one to my grandmother, but my mothers over 60, so it's a little late for her.
Juliash
Broadway Star Joined: 3/6/07
#9re: You can now give an abortion as a Christmas gift
Posted: 12/3/08 at 7:15pmMmmm I like links to news articles as proof!
#10re: You can now give an abortion as a Christmas gift
Posted: 12/3/08 at 7:19pmIt was on ABCTV on the 6pm news.
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#11re: You can now give an abortion as a Christmas gift
Posted: 12/3/08 at 7:32pm
Proof?
It's not like any one is being quoted...
#12re: You can now give an abortion as a Christmas gift
Posted: 12/3/08 at 7:35pmI wonder what the return policy is?
Q
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
#13re: You can now give an abortion as a Christmas gift
Posted: 12/3/08 at 7:36pm
". . . a great stocking stuffer for the woman who has had everyone."
Hehe.
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#14re: You can now give an abortion as a Christmas gift
Posted: 12/3/08 at 7:36pm
Hell, where was is that they just stopped giving folks the chance to turn in their kids if they mis-behaved? Some as old as 13.
#15re: You can now give an abortion as a Christmas gift
Posted: 12/3/08 at 7:36pmDiva, I must be making it up. Sueleen did too, at the same time!
#16re: You can now give an abortion as a Christmas gift
Posted: 12/3/08 at 7:37pm
Good lord, people. Just LINK THE DAMN STORY.
http://www.abcnews.go.com/WN/story?id=6384543&page=1
#17re: You can now give an abortion as a Christmas gift
Posted: 12/3/08 at 7:42pmTheatreDiva-- Oh, I remember that! That was Nebraska! http://www2.tbo.com/content/2008/nov/13/nebraska-parents-rush-abandon-kids-law-changes/
#18re: You can now give an abortion as a Christmas gift
Posted: 12/3/08 at 7:47pm
Oh god, we have been laughing about that for weeks.
I mean, how do drop off a teenager? When they realize you're not coming back, they're outta there.
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#19re: You can now give an abortion as a Christmas gift
Posted: 12/3/08 at 7:50pmCan they be retroactive? Like for someone who should have been about 30-odd years ago?
#20re: You can now give an abortion as a Christmas gift
Posted: 12/3/08 at 7:53pm
and facials
If they had done that then they wouldn't need the gift certificate.
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#21re: You can now give an abortion as a Christmas gift
Posted: 12/3/08 at 7:56pm
Can't
breathe....
laughing
hard.
It hurts!
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#22re: You can now give an abortion as a Christmas gift
Posted: 12/3/08 at 7:58pm
It's a moisturizer and a contraceptive.
#23re: You can now give an abortion as a Christmas gift
Posted: 12/3/08 at 8:05pmNexttoelectric, I think I just ruptured something... this is my favourite thread of the day.
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#24re: You can now give an abortion as a Christmas gift
Posted: 12/3/08 at 8:21pmWhat a laugh riot.
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