Dogs barking can't fly without umbrella.
"It's Lieutenant Hurwitz. Severe shell-shock. Thinks he's Ethel Merman."
"You'll be swell, you'll be great. Gonna have the whole world on a plate. Startin' here, startin' now. Honey, everything's comin' up roooses..."
"War is hell."
(as a side note, this was Ethel Merman's last movie role...)
"What was it we had for dinner tonight?"
"Well, we had a choice of steak or fish."
"Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna."
"Johnny, what can you make out of this?"
"This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl..."
or anything else from Airplane for that matter...
SO, Cultureboy, you're a JUMPIN' JACK FLASH fan! :)
Hell yes, and I use that one all the time for when people try and have whispered conversations in the office.
From SUNSET BOULEVARD:
"I am BIG. It's the PICTURES that got SMALL!!!"
some of my favorite movie quotes were spoken by marilyn monroe as "lorelei lee" in "gentlemen prefer blondes"
lorelei (to dorothy): i hate to think where you'll wind up. you're wasting all your time on unrefined persons without any money.
dorothy: honey, did it ever occur to you that some people just don't care about money?
lorelei: please. don't be silly. we're talking serious.
lorelei: i want you to find happiness and stop having fun!
mr. esmond (to lorelei): have you got the nerve to stand there and expect me to believe that you don't want to mary my son for his money?
lorelei: it's true
mr. esmond: then what do you want to marry him for?
lorelei: i want to marry him for your money!
mr. esmond: say, they told me you were stupid! you don't sound stupid to me!
lorelei: i can be smart...when it's important!
How Could I Have Forgotten? :)
From GONE WITH THE WIND:
"As God is My Witness, I'll Never Be Hungry Again!"
Another good line from GWTW -
Scarlett about Belle:
"Oh if I wasn't a lady, what wouldn't I say to that varmint!"
"I shoulda known you'd know where to find the boys AND the booze"
Mommie Dearest
From THE GRADUATE --
"Plastics."
Not really sure what's going on but have my ideas line is:
Annette Benning in POSTCARDS FROM THE EDGE - "Juices, lots and lots of juices."
Stand-by Joined: 8/6/04
Peter Pan (2003 version)
Hooke: If I were you, I'd give up.
Peter Pan: If you were me.. I'D BE UGLY!!
From THE APARTMENT:
Chuck: You hear what I said, Miss Kubelik? I absolutely adore you.
Fran: Shut up and deal.
Meagannn, I LOVE Peter Pan!! That movie is jaw-droppingly beautiful, I can't watch it enough!! I could quote that movie all day, but I thought I was the only one who saw it and loved it!
From I WANT TO LIVE!:
[Barbara Graham is about to placed in Gas Chamber.]
Prison Guard: Don't worry. This won't hurt a bit.
Barbara: How the hell would you know?
"No wire hangers!!!" --- scared the crap out of me when I was like 9.
"The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize." ---Steel Magnolias
LF,
Did you know that Anne Bancroft turned down the role of Joan Crawford in MOMMIE DEAREST?
Why, Yes I did. Updated On: 11/5/04 at 01:35 PM
From STAGE DOOR:
"The Calla Lillies Are In Bloom Again"
Margo (Bette Davis) in "All About Eve:" I admit I've seen better days, but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail and a salted peanut.
Joan (Faye Dunaway) in the Pepsi Boardroom in "Mommie Dearest:" Don't f**k with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo.
And of course, Lulu (Marilyn Sokol) and Samantha (Valerie Perinne) in "Can't Stop The Music:"
Lulu: Oh, the Indian is hot. I go for exotic types, especially when they're half-naked.
Samantha: Lulu!
Lulu: You tell him I'll make up for all the indignities they suffered in "Roots."
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
" I'll have what she's having" ....When Harry Met Sally. The famous fake orgasm in the Deli scene.
Yenta,
That was Estelle Reiner (Movie's Director Carl Reiner's wife) who said that.
From ANNIE HALL:
"I've been in therapy for eight years. Two more, and I won't have to wear a lobster bib."
From THE MIRACLE WORKER:
"Wa-Water!"
"I can't concentrate when you look at me like that."
Fred Astaire to Rita Hayworth in YOU WERE NEVER LOVELIER.
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