Nah--he just sits in my lap. But, it's perfectly platonic.
And when I say platonic, I mean Plato. And when I say Plato, I mean Greek. And when I say Greek, I mean naked, gay wrestling and other Olympic activities.
i know he didn't have them when he did "kitchen confidential" so maybe they are for that matt mc. movie that he did. i didn't see it - was his character supposed to be a freespirit?