Zohan v. Love Guru

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 6/21/08 at 11:50pm

I have to see one of these tomorrow with my nephew.
Which is less worse?

[Trekkie2]

Posted: 6/21/08 at 11:53pm

Zohan.

[SpellingBeeFan4Ever]

Posted: 6/22/08 at 12:02am

You didn't even know what it was I thought, Trekkie.

My grandpa told me that in the paper, Zohan got a D+ while Guru got a D-.Not much of a difference. I wasn't a big fan of Zohan, though.

[SpellingBeeFan4Ever]

Posted: 6/22/08 at 12:05am

Just curious, how old is your nephew?

[Trekkie2]

Posted: 6/22/08 at 12:05am

Spellingbeefan: ...That was a joke. In that post I spelled "educational" "edumacational". It was a joke. Sorry if it wasn't clear... or funny.

[SpellingBeeFan4Ever]

Posted: 6/22/08 at 12:07am

Oh. Sorry.

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 6/22/08 at 12:07am

12 or 15. I forget.

[SpellingBeeFan4Ever]

Posted: 6/22/08 at 12:11am

The same ages Joe confuses me with.

12, I say yes. He's old enough to know that Zohan is a hair dresser who bangs women after he does their hair.

[Marianne2]

Posted: 6/22/08 at 12:11am

I'd go with Zohan. It still looks dumb, but not as bad as the Love Guru. My newspaper reviewer actually gave the Love Guru no stars. You know a movie is horrible if they do that.

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 6/22/08 at 12:12am

Wait, he is 15, he just ACTS 12.
And Zohan is a STRAIGHT HAIRDRESSER?

[SpellingBeeFan4Ever]

Posted: 6/22/08 at 12:16am

Yes, a straight hairdresser who bangs fat and ugly chicks. Not hot ones.

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 6/22/08 at 12:17am

That sounds funny!

[romantico]

Posted: 6/22/08 at 12:22am

I did not think The Love Guru was that bad, although I have not seen Zohan!

Best thing about The Love Guru are some of the musical Bollywood numbers (More than words, 9 to 5, and Steve Miller's the Joker)

Stupid jokes but I just fell in love with Manu Narayan

The film is very weak,which is sad because I think Myers has created a good character, it just needed some more jokes. I said on another thread Bruce Villanche could have worked on the film for like an hour and given it more jokes!

Updated On: 6/22/08 at 12:22 AM

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 6/22/08 at 12:24am

Wait, Love Guru is a MUSICAL?

[romantico]

Posted: 6/22/08 at 12:34am

Not a musical, but there are a couple musical numbers in there. The best is the finale.

This film is dumb, but I still laughed in a "God, I hope no one catches me laughing at this crap" sort of way.

He also does Dolly Parton's 9 to 5 which is mildly amusing.

[tazber]

Posted: 6/22/08 at 12:38am

Sueleen, you crack me up!

I haven't seen either, but I hear that Guru has a lot of fart/excrement humor, so if he's like most 15 year olds he'll think it's hilarious.

If you care about permanent psychological damage, go with Zohan.

[kooky]

Posted: 6/22/08 at 10:29am

Didn't see Guru, but Zohan was stupidly funny, I did actually laugh out loud in
the theatre. Kids today are exposed to much more than a hairdresser who
does the ladies after he does their hair!

[Jon]

Posted: 6/22/08 at 12:52pm

Why do you HAVE to see one of those two? Go see Get Smart!

[StockardFan]

Posted: 6/22/08 at 12:58pm

Maybe those are the 2 the kid said he wanted to see?