Zohan v. Love Guru
Zohan v. Love Guru
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#1Zohan v. Love Guru
Posted: 6/21/08 at 11:50pm
I have to see one of these tomorrow with my nephew.
Which is less worse?
PEACE.
Trekkie2
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/7/06
#2re: Zohan v. Love Guru
Posted: 6/21/08 at 11:53pmZohan.
"I think of avant-garde as downtown shows where you rub waffles and chocolate on yourself."- Hunter Bell
#2re: Zohan v. Love Guru
Posted: 6/22/08 at 12:02am
You didn't even know what it was I thought, Trekkie.
My grandpa told me that in the paper, Zohan got a D+ while Guru got a D-.Not much of a difference. I wasn't a big fan of Zohan, though.
He's a faker, and you've been taken in by his con. And in doing so, you are enabling him. He is doing more damage to aspergers than papa's words ever could. -Chane/Liverpool on me having asperger syndrome.
#3re: Zohan v. Love Guru
Posted: 6/22/08 at 12:05amJust curious, how old is your nephew?
He's a faker, and you've been taken in by his con. And in doing so, you are enabling him. He is doing more damage to aspergers than papa's words ever could. -Chane/Liverpool on me having asperger syndrome.
Trekkie2
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/7/06
#4re: Zohan v. Love Guru
Posted: 6/22/08 at 12:05amSpellingbeefan: ...That was a joke. In that post I spelled "educational" "edumacational". It was a joke. Sorry if it wasn't clear... or funny.
"I think of avant-garde as downtown shows where you rub waffles and chocolate on yourself."- Hunter Bell
#5re: Zohan v. Love Guru
Posted: 6/22/08 at 12:07amOh. Sorry.
He's a faker, and you've been taken in by his con. And in doing so, you are enabling him. He is doing more damage to aspergers than papa's words ever could. -Chane/Liverpool on me having asperger syndrome.
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#7re: Zohan v. Love Guru
Posted: 6/22/08 at 12:11am
The same ages Joe confuses me with.
12, I say yes. He's old enough to know that Zohan is a hair dresser who bangs women after he does their hair.
He's a faker, and you've been taken in by his con. And in doing so, you are enabling him. He is doing more damage to aspergers than papa's words ever could. -Chane/Liverpool on me having asperger syndrome.
#8re: Zohan v. Love Guru
Posted: 6/22/08 at 12:11amI'd go with Zohan. It still looks dumb, but not as bad as the Love Guru. My newspaper reviewer actually gave the Love Guru no stars. You know a movie is horrible if they do that.
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SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#9re: Zohan v. Love Guru
Posted: 6/22/08 at 12:12am
Wait, he is 15, he just ACTS 12.
And Zohan is a STRAIGHT HAIRDRESSER?
PEACE.
#10re: Zohan v. Love Guru
Posted: 6/22/08 at 12:16amYes, a straight hairdresser who bangs fat and ugly chicks. Not hot ones.
He's a faker, and you've been taken in by his con. And in doing so, you are enabling him. He is doing more damage to aspergers than papa's words ever could. -Chane/Liverpool on me having asperger syndrome.
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#12re: Zohan v. Love Guru
Posted: 6/22/08 at 12:22am
I did not think The Love Guru was that bad, although I have not seen Zohan!
Best thing about The Love Guru are some of the musical Bollywood numbers (More than words, 9 to 5, and Steve Miller's the Joker)
Stupid jokes but I just fell in love with Manu Narayan
The film is very weak,which is sad because I think Myers has created a good character, it just needed some more jokes. I said on another thread Bruce Villanche could have worked on the film for like an hour and given it more jokes!
'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently'
-Robert Evans-
Updated On: 6/22/08 at 12:22 AM
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#14re: Zohan v. Love Guru
Posted: 6/22/08 at 12:34am
Not a musical, but there are a couple musical numbers in there. The best is the finale.
This film is dumb, but I still laughed in a "God, I hope no one catches me laughing at this crap" sort of way.
He also does Dolly Parton's 9 to 5 which is mildly amusing.
'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently'
-Robert Evans-
#15re: Zohan v. Love Guru
Posted: 6/22/08 at 12:38am
Sueleen, you crack me up! 
I haven't seen either, but I hear that Guru has a lot of fart/excrement humor, so if he's like most 15 year olds he'll think it's hilarious.
If you care about permanent psychological damage, go with Zohan.
....but the world goes 'round
kooky
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/12/05
#16re: Zohan v. Love Guru
Posted: 6/22/08 at 10:29am
Didn't see Guru, but Zohan was stupidly funny, I did actually laugh out loud in
the theatre. Kids today are exposed to much more than a hairdresser who
does the ladies after he does their hair!
Jon
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/20/04
#17re: Zohan v. Love Guru
Posted: 6/22/08 at 12:52pmWhy do you HAVE to see one of those two? Go see Get Smart!
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#18re: Zohan v. Love Guru
Posted: 6/22/08 at 12:58pmMaybe those are the 2 the kid said he wanted to see?
KFTC!!!!!
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