i was drunk. really. that's the only thing that could possibly explain the misfiring synapse that resulted in such a horrible thing spewing forth. i can't apologize enough. i'll do what you asked. it's the least i can do. please try to find it in your heart to forgive me.
But, I enjoyed your tongue down my throat!
puh-leeeze. like i'd apologize for that. not shaving beforehand, maybe. but the tongue? no way.
I need to clip that out and put it in my wallet.
It's a lot better than that "Give me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change" claptrap.
that's the only thing that could possibly explain the misfiring synapse that resulted in such a horrible thing spewing forth
At least you're not impotent... That can happen when you have too much to drink.
it was words, you sick b*tches. goodness, you're all so horribly perverted!
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Or some such bullsh*t.
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/15/05
Papa - that was YOU?! I thought it odd that there were Marines in the Duplex Friday night - but I did not know you were one of them. Go figure!
It's okay you misfired, Papa...I have a good drycleaner.
a synapse, you sickos! cheez, you couldn't tell by the whitewalls? doodle, you're generous.
no, Papa...I never pay!
I got a lovely bunch of synapse yesterday...luckily I had a big enough vase to put them in.
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/15/05
Nice vase - but Boobs - it's cracked!
Cheeze...are we back on that topic?
I kept telling Boobs that LaLeek isn't the way they spell it and that $25 was too much to pay that street vendor.
ya'll have taken something beautiful and heartfelt and dragged it through the mud like somalis on caq.
Not to threadjack, but my "message to papa" thread was deleted. I was only trying to say that I won the catliketread banishment pool, and find out what my prize is.
For your sake Rath, I hope your "prize" doesnt spew forth with a misfire.
From your mouth, doodle...
rath, moony won it fair and square. she's accepting applications for dungeon mates even as we speak. i'd use the faux barbarella shots if i were you.
No, Moony won the other pool about banning the other incarnation. I won the catliketread pool.
"I kept telling Boobs that LaLeek isn't the way they spell it and that $25 was too much to pay that street vendor."
Is that what you kept saying SOMMS? I thought you said "let's go to the mens room".
sh*t. yer right, my apologies.
hmmm, my usual prize announcer isn't around. gimme a sec to contact a few of the vendors and contributors that we work with on a regular basis here at poll dancing central and i should have an announcement before 2pm est. deal?
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