and i don't care if there is already a thread about it:
textsfromlastnight
I give this a thumbs-up.
(631): If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
That's pretty fantastic.
this is easily my new favorite website ever.
Oh, I have some texts to send in to that site....
Too funny!
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"Oh, I have some texts to send in to that site...."
Are they from Diva, danmag? Post them here
tee hee hee.....
(215): I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
The high quality people that come out of Philly amazes me. Danmag, search 215 and 610 it's hilarious.
I just pray I don't see one of my own on there...
oh dear!! Pretty much any text I send on a Friday or Saturday night would SOOOOOO fit on this website!!! I will say I have gotten better with my drunken texting phase...still not in the clear but better.
Dan,
If you post ANY of those texts....
There's gonna be trouble.
Remember, I have some pictures of you.
And Papi,
This IS now my favorite web site, as well.
Fave new site! Hilarious!
Diva I love that last one.
Are any or all of the people mentioned in this one gay?
(609): Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the **** out of you to tell you this?!
(267): This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
(609): AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
Even the downtrodden are texting these days.
(614): so are u like ashamed lol?
(513): not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
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My new personal credo: If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
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Even though I would guess the largest percentage of them are made-up, they're better jokes than Carlos Mencia makes up while twittering.
This is obviously not real but it is funny:
(323): You got in a fight last night?
(81
: Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
(323): Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Thats great! With my group of friends I could put some texts up on that site that I have received and sent that were as good as any of those...I'm not proud of it, it's just my friends are all crazy and sluty.
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