because nothing at bww exists for me until i post about it
because nothing at bww exists for me until i post about it
#1because nothing at bww exists for me until i post about it
Posted: 5/22/09 at 12:25pm
and i don't care if there is already a thread about it:
textsfromlastnight
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#2re: because nothing at bww exists for me until i post about it
Posted: 5/22/09 at 12:26pmI give this a thumbs-up.
#2re: because nothing at bww exists for me until i post about it
Posted: 5/22/09 at 12:35pm
(631): If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
That's pretty fantastic.
#3re: because nothing at bww exists for me until i post about it
Posted: 5/22/09 at 12:38pmthis is easily my new favorite website ever.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#4re: because nothing at bww exists for me until i post about it
Posted: 5/22/09 at 1:03pm
Oh, I have some texts to send in to that site....
Too funny!
Q
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
#5re: because nothing at bww exists for me until i post about it
Posted: 5/22/09 at 1:11pm
"Oh, I have some texts to send in to that site...."
Are they from Diva, danmag? Post them here 
#6re: because nothing at bww exists for me until i post about it
Posted: 5/22/09 at 1:17pmtee hee hee.....
#7re: because nothing at bww exists for me until i post about it
Posted: 5/22/09 at 1:21pm
(215): I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
The high quality people that come out of Philly amazes me. Danmag, search 215 and 610 it's hilarious.
#8re: because nothing at bww exists for me until i post about it
Posted: 5/22/09 at 1:25pmI just pray I don't see one of my own on there...
#9re: because nothing at bww exists for me until i post about it
Posted: 5/22/09 at 1:31pmoh dear!! Pretty much any text I send on a Friday or Saturday night would SOOOOOO fit on this website!!! I will say I have gotten better with my drunken texting phase...still not in the clear but better.
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#10re: because nothing at bww exists for me until i post about it
Posted: 5/22/09 at 1:40pm
Dan,
If you post ANY of those texts....
There's gonna be trouble.
Remember, I have some pictures of you.
And Papi,
This IS now my favorite web site, as well.
#11re: because nothing at bww exists for me until i post about it
Posted: 5/22/09 at 1:42pmFave new site! Hilarious!
#13re: because nothing at bww exists for me until i post about it
Posted: 5/22/09 at 1:48pmDiva I love that last one.
#14re: because nothing at bww exists for me until i post about it
Posted: 5/22/09 at 3:51pm
Are any or all of the people mentioned in this one gay?
(609): Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the **** out of you to tell you this?!
(267): This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
(609): AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
#15re: because nothing at bww exists for me until i post about it
Posted: 5/22/09 at 4:15pm
Even the downtrodden are texting these days.
(614): so are u like ashamed lol?
(513): not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#16re: because nothing at bww exists for me until i post about it
Posted: 5/22/09 at 5:10pmMy new personal credo: If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#17re: because nothing at bww exists for me until i post about it
Posted: 5/22/09 at 5:21pm
Even though I would guess the largest percentage of them are made-up, they're better jokes than Carlos Mencia makes up while twittering.
This is obviously not real but it is funny:
(323): You got in a fight last night?
(81
: Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
(323): Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
sally1112
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/13/04
#18re: because nothing at bww exists for me until i post about it
Posted: 5/22/09 at 5:34pmThats great! With my group of friends I could put some texts up on that site that I have received and sent that were as good as any of those...I'm not proud of it, it's just my friends are all crazy and sluty.
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