britney births the FEDERLETUS at last
britney births the FEDERLETUS at last
#0britney births the FEDERLETUS at last
Posted: 9/14/05 at 4:53pm
From Gawker.com:
All over Manhattan, celebrity weekly editors are losing their ****: Us Weekly wins the Federletus Cup, reporting that Britney Spears gave birth at 12:15 today to a healthy baby boy.
Sadly, the pop star and her houseboy husband have not decided to name the child Federletus, but are reportedly leaning towards dubbing the seedling Preston Michael Spears Federline. Because names like Preston help to gloss over the hard reality of a baby born wearing a wifebeater.
#1re: britney births the FEDERLETUS at last
Posted: 9/14/05 at 4:55pmThanks, I needed that laugh! Funny yet frightening at the same time!
#2re: britney births the FEDERLETUS at last
Posted: 9/14/05 at 4:59pmI SOOOO hate the term wifebeater. But congrats, Britster!
#3re: britney births the FEDERLETUS at last
Posted: 9/14/05 at 4:59pmi miss the pregnant/smoking/barefoot britney already!
#4re: britney births the FEDERLETUS at last
Posted: 9/14/05 at 4:59pmI bet she'll be back. Take heart!
#5re: britney births the FEDERLETUS at last
Posted: 9/14/05 at 5:00pmBrit's gonna have a whole mess a chillens!
#6re: britney births the FEDERLETUS at last
Posted: 9/14/05 at 5:02pmeach with a different baby daddy...
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#7re: britney births the FEDERLETUS at last
Posted: 9/14/05 at 5:06pmOh, Jesus. US, People, Entertainment Tonight, E Channel, probably even CNN are going to have an orgasm drooling over this "story"
#8re: britney births the FEDERLETUS at last
Posted: 9/14/05 at 5:06pm"Preston"? Please. What do you think they're really going to name the poor kid?
#9re: britney births the FEDERLETUS at last
Posted: 9/14/05 at 5:07pmPork Rhind (with an "h")
#10re: britney births the FEDERLETUS at last
Posted: 9/14/05 at 5:09pmI've always thought that "Bubba" had its merits. What say you?
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#11re: britney births the FEDERLETUS at last
Posted: 9/14/05 at 5:12pmAh, just in time for the THE OMEN re-make.
#12re: britney births the FEDERLETUS at last
Posted: 9/14/05 at 5:15pmi'm sure voiceanth wanted to tell you all, but he's busy handing out copies of STAR MAGAZINE to the Katrina Survivors. my heart goes out. i'm crying as i type...
#13re: britney births the FEDERLETUS at last
Posted: 9/14/05 at 5:27pmAtris, someone named Bubba could grow up to become President. It's happened before.
Jon
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/20/04
#14re: britney births the FEDERLETUS at last
Posted: 9/14/05 at 5:36pmDamn, I miss the President Bubba days!
#15re: britney births the FEDERLETUS at last
Posted: 9/14/05 at 5:40pmgrowing up with britney as a mother would be therapy waiting to happen
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#17re: britney births the FEDERLETUS at last
Posted: 9/14/05 at 5:57pmabfab, growing up with MY mother was therapy waiting to happen. Except we couldn't afford it.
#18re: britney births the FEDERLETUS at last
Posted: 9/14/05 at 6:06pmhahahaha i'm with you on that Rathnait. it was my whole family that sent me to therapy
ZONEACE
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#19re: britney births the FEDERLETUS at last
Posted: 9/14/05 at 7:42pmIs it too late to abort?
#20re: britney births the FEDERLETUS at last
Posted: 9/14/05 at 8:46pmWow, Zone. That was pretty revolting.
#21re: britney births the FEDERLETUS at last
Posted: 9/14/05 at 8:56pmI just wrote an article that's coming out tomorrow where I mention Britney Spear's baby! Perfect timing!
Wanting life but never knowing how
ZONEACE
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#22re: britney births the FEDERLETUS at last
Posted: 9/15/05 at 12:57am
"Wow, Zone. That was pretty revolting."
and?
EDIT:
Could we also change it from Federletus (which i keep pronouncing Feder-Lettuce) to Federspawn?
#23re: britney births the FEDERLETUS at last
Posted: 9/15/05 at 9:33am
brit will have her scar fashioned into a kaballah tattoo.
the name will be (drumroll) vegas cheeto menthol ultra-light spears federline
#24re: britney births the FEDERLETUS at last
Posted: 9/15/05 at 10:37aman alternative name is LATCHKEY, but brit doesn't want anything foreign.
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