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#26

re: britney doing the nasty

Posted: 11/14/06 at 9:33am

Why does everyone feel the need to videotape sex anymore? Is this standard practice?

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Updated On: 11/14/06 at 09:33 AM

#27

re: britney doing the nasty

Posted: 11/14/06 at 9:34am

no one likes a hater, matt.

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#28

re: britney doing the nasty

Posted: 11/14/06 at 10:00am

Except Fed-Ex.

I'm not a hater...I'm a motivator.
And if I film you havin' sex, I'll smack you with it later!

*spits and hyperventilates various rap rhythms*

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#29

re: britney doing the nasty

Posted: 11/14/06 at 10:02am

MM, I hope you're wearing a baseball cap sideways and a ton of gold jewelry around your neck while doing this!

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#30

Becca: Have you heard about this videotape?
Kate: The one where they do it on the boat and then in the car and then in the bathtub? And he's like, "Hey, baby, I love you? and she's like "Where are we?" And did you see the size...?
Becca: No. Not that tape. The one with all the scary images, and after you watch the tape, the phone rings and this really scary voice comes on and says you're gonna die in like...

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#31

re: britney doing the nasty

Posted: 11/14/06 at 10:11am

Dottie - How did you know? You forgot to mention that my jeans are hanging halfway down my ass, which I keep in place by grabbing my crotch like a 4 year-old who needs to go potty. I look really dope.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#32

re: britney doing the nasty

Posted: 11/14/06 at 10:14am

MM, that goes without saying. Perfect!

Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#33

re: britney doing the nasty

Posted: 11/14/06 at 11:34am

"THE BRITNEY SPEARS and KEVIN FEDERLINE divorce has turned nasty after it was revealed he is touting a Paris Hilton-style video of the couple romping.

According to our sister paper The News Of The World, dumped husband K-Fed has already been offered £26million for the FOUR hour tape, shot in the early stages of the couple's relationship.

A friend of K-Fed's told the paper: "At the time (the video was made) the two of them were in the honeymoon stages of the relationship and couldn't keep their hands off each other.

"They did nothing all day but have sex - and play the odd game of chess. They were insatiable!"

This has to be a lie! Brittany playing CHESS? PUH-LEASE!

#34

re: britney doing the nasty

Posted: 11/14/06 at 11:36am

He was misquoted.

He actually said they would do nothing all day but have sex and eat Pepperidge Farm Chessmen cookies.

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#35

re: britney doing the nasty

Posted: 11/14/06 at 11:36am

I mean, do we really think that either of them can actually play chess?

#36

re: britney doing the nasty

Posted: 11/14/06 at 11:41am

Rath, I don't know if that's true or not, but hysterical just the same!!

Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#37

re: britney doing the nasty

Posted: 11/14/06 at 11:42am

i think the actual quote said "k-fed was playing with britney's chest." not that they were playing chess.

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#38

re: britney doing the nasty

Posted: 11/14/06 at 11:44am

You can say a lot of things about Britney, but even at her trashiest she was never ever what anyone could consider "fat"

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#39

re: britney doing the nasty

Posted: 11/14/06 at 11:46am

Did anyone see Amy Poehler doing Britney this weekend?

"He gave me panty crickets, y'all! And I was like, 'KEVIN!'"

Hopefully it will be released and her career will be over once and for all.

BTW, did anyone actually SEE the Colin Farrell sex tape????

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#40

re: britney doing the nasty

Posted: 11/14/06 at 11:46am

Fat is easier to type that chunky.

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#41

re: britney doing the nasty

Posted: 11/14/06 at 11:46am

Sounds like either way, this scum is going to end up with a nice bank account (which he'd probably squander in no time anyway).

Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#42

re: britney doing the nasty

Posted: 11/14/06 at 11:47am

It says ODD game of Chess. What do we think they did with the pieces?

#43

re: britney doing the nasty

Posted: 11/14/06 at 11:51am

FOUR HOURS?!?

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#44

re: britney doing the nasty

Posted: 11/14/06 at 11:52am

Sounds like he knew what he was doing all along (meaning the tape that is).

Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#45

re: britney doing the nasty

Posted: 11/14/06 at 11:55am

borstal, see the tape? see the tape! hell, i have it memorized and committed to memory. on really bad days, i just go to my "happy place" and rerun the 23 minute tape over and over in my head.

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#46

re: britney doing the nasty

Posted: 11/14/06 at 11:57am

I saw a clip of the Colin Farrell tape - the odd thing is that he seems to lose his Irish accent when having sex. He keeps saying things like "You're so f---ing beatufiul", and it sounds like he's using his New York accent from "Phone Booth".

#47

re: britney doing the nasty

Posted: 11/14/06 at 12:04pm

he was in character. he was filming "daredevil" at the time. he's very method.

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#48

re: britney doing the nasty

Posted: 11/14/06 at 12:14pm

Brittany & Kevin eating Pepperidge Farm Cookies? NOT!

I can see MAYBE Nutter-Butters now that they are millionaires, but mostly I see Dollar Store House Brand Oreo-knockoffs.

#49

re: britney doing the nasty

Posted: 11/14/06 at 12:15pm

Who's Brittany?

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#50

re: britney doing the nasty

Posted: 11/14/06 at 12:17pm

Morgan Brittany.

and Joe...I say Hydrox.

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