broadwayworld's own cruise...can you envision it?- Page 5

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 7/18/04 at 8:41pm

Phantom, I think you need to start a dance craze now, too...

The Hand Jive?
The Heaven Hop?
The Juggernaut?

I leave it up to you.
Come to the fountain and start dancing whenever you're ready.

[ckeaton]

Posted: 7/18/04 at 8:43pm

As the cruise director, it's his job to get us cranky seniors out of our comfy seats to dance to the latest trends.
How about this newfangled "Achy Breaky Heart" line dance all of the kids are doing these days?

[StickToPriest]

Posted: 7/18/04 at 11:45pm

Said a scarecrow swinging on a pole, to a blackbird sitting on a fence...

[Link Larkin Wanabe]

Posted: 7/19/04 at 3:43am

I'd be the token straight guy on board...chilling by the pool trying to pickup cute fangirls...using creepy pick-up lines like "wanna be Wicked together?" and "Hey baby you look like you could use a stiff one!"

Akiva

[Unknown User]

Posted: 7/19/04 at 4:28am

there are more than a few bi-men on this board, im sure the girlies wont be all that lonely.

[ckeaton]

Posted: 7/19/04 at 8:46am

I love it when the new guys show up and claim to be the only straight ones... over, and over, and over... just in case no one caught it the first 10 times.

Not that I didn't do it too... but it's insulting to the 15-20 or so of us that were here before.

[JohnPopa]

Posted: 7/19/04 at 9:29am

I would stand very straightly on deck, drinking very manly beer and talking about manly things like hunting and Will Smith movies so all the girls would know I was truly the only straight guy on the cruise.

:)

[ckeaton]

Posted: 7/19/04 at 9:33am

Well, you trumped it. I was going to stand there continually adjusting myself, offering to rub lotion on the backs of the lovely ladies on the board.

Instead, I'll just be myself. If a lovely young lass says 'Too bad you're gay'. I'll respond with a charming, and rhyming... 'It's your lucky day...'.

[ckeaton]

Posted: 7/19/04 at 9:47am

See now that's just wrong. I should've specified. SUNTAN lotion... Not the copious buckets of KY that will surely be lying about.

[ckeaton]

Posted: 7/19/04 at 9:48am

Eww.

(That's right. I just Eww-ed myself.)

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 7/19/04 at 11:38am

That's okay Link larkin Wannabe.. you won't be the straight guy for long......

**evil scientist laugh**

[bythesword84]

Posted: 7/19/04 at 1:26pm

Oh Lord, "Want to be Wicked together?" has to be the funniest pick up line, ever. I'm sure there'd be at least a few Wicked fangirlies on the cruise who would love that too.

[zoran912]

Posted: 7/19/04 at 3:39pm

broadwayguy2 - We'll fix them all.

Flowery - Can we bring the excessively large fountain onto the cruise ship. That would really give us an edge on the market. Maybe you could teach lessons to Shakalaka hopefuls.

[Link Larkin Wanabe]

Posted: 7/19/04 at 4:18pm

*Hides in the corner so as not to be deflowered by the gay guys looking to 'convert' me*

:o

Akiva

[zoran912]

Posted: 7/19/04 at 4:22pm

Oh Link, we don't bite . . . hard.

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 7/19/04 at 6:10pm

ckeaton, since you chose to ew yourself, I'll let that slide.


Zoran, darling, the fountain is going to be built right into the ship.
How else are we to entertain ourselves in the middle of the ocean?

[ckeaton]

Posted: 7/19/04 at 8:08pm

Yes.

~ff~ is the type to bring a fountain to the ocean.
Much like bringing sand to the beach, if she didn't hate beaches so damn much.

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 7/19/04 at 9:05pm

ck, I'm not too crazy about oceans, either.
As cruise director, you must remember...
The customer in the prom dress is always right!

[beacon1]

Posted: 7/19/04 at 9:06pm

The most important question:

Can I bring my plate from the midnight buffett into the fountain?

[ponine24601]

Posted: 7/19/04 at 9:08pm

if you don't drop it.

[beacon1]

Posted: 7/19/04 at 9:09pm

Has Eddie Varley signed on yet?

Surely he'll be headliner in the Lounge!

[ponine24601]

Posted: 7/19/04 at 9:19pm

of course!

[jo]

Posted: 7/19/04 at 9:48pm

Hey, what theme do we want for Captain's Dinner --

Maybe we can be witches or puppets or clad in hawaiian shirts or dancing queens or Broadway types or...

[zoran912]

Posted: 7/19/04 at 10:01pm

We could always go old-school and dress as conjoined twins.

SIDE SHOW FOREVER!!!

[ponine24601]

Posted: 7/19/04 at 10:02pm

um.............no.