figuratively leaves more to the imagination... which can be hot.
literally lets you know where you stand right away. which can also be hot.
But what if you're literally figurative all the time?
Would that be too hot to handle?
Good lord. Stop jacking my thread! Talk about me, or else people are going to think I'm not hot...and god knows we (meaning I) can't have that!
Yes. And we're about to test exactly whether or not I CAN pass cooties if you don't stop jacking my thread.
Not you, dear, that Pink Poodle (oh, look, another PP name!) over there.
Thanks for bringing it back to me.
Unfortunately, my hotness has yet to make Beacon fully stalk me.
I think, between her current three, she's just too thinly spread, you know?
I'll stalk you, Bway. *polishes binoc-a-lurs* Nice pants. Can you turn a bit to the left for me? You're blocking the TV.
*Ahem*
Blocking the TV eh? Some stalker you are...*storms off in a huff*
*mixes up a Carnegie Special for Undi* Extra-fizzy, just the way you like it
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