canton, ohio is pregnant and generally under 18
canton, ohio is pregnant and generally under 18
#0canton, ohio is pregnant and generally under 18
Posted: 8/23/05 at 9:15pm
so 13% of the girls at timken high school in canton ohio are pregnant. and accoding to the canton health department 18% of the children born at canton's two major hospitals were born to mothers between 11 and 19. now 19's one thing, but 11????
bring 'em up young
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#1re: canton, ohio is pregnant and generally under 18
Posted: 8/23/05 at 9:16pmwow, mambo, you've been busy since you moved there, huh?!?
PED
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#2re: canton, ohio is pregnant and generally under 18
Posted: 8/23/05 at 9:18pmDoes this have anything to do with your move to Ohio, or is that just a coincidence?
#3re: canton, ohio is pregnant and generally under 18
Posted: 8/23/05 at 9:21pmnow, now, i can take no credit for this, well, maybe a little as my mere presence in the state could have raised the libido of the population by proxy, but no, the mrs. will bobbit me if i wander so there's no little mambos running about...nor are they any in varying states of gestation, althought the cloning is showing promise!
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
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popcultureboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/03
#4re: canton, ohio is pregnant and generally under 18
Posted: 8/23/05 at 9:25pm11? That's just terrifying on so many levels.
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#5re: canton, ohio is pregnant and generally under 18
Posted: 8/23/05 at 9:25pm
Gotta love those basement science projects.
Speaking of which, the youth in your area sound like they could use a new hobby.
#6re: canton, ohio is pregnant and generally under 18
Posted: 8/23/05 at 9:29pmhey now, i'm a good 70 miles form canton, doggone it and the kids around here are into good wholesome things like animal husbandry and crack dealing!
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#7re: canton, ohio is pregnant and generally under 18
Posted: 8/23/05 at 9:39pmGood to see the 4-H clubs are fostering entrepreneuring skills, seeing as how there's not much future in farming.
#8re: canton, ohio is pregnant and generally under 18
Posted: 8/23/05 at 9:41pmGee, I'm so happy to see my hometown in the news ...
#9re: canton, ohio is pregnant and generally under 18
Posted: 8/23/05 at 9:42pmactually ne ohio may be one of the last places in america where you'll still find family owned farms that actually provide stable incomes for the families. that rich fertile soil that's protected from overuse by the frigid winters blown in off lake erie.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#10re: canton, ohio is pregnant and generally under 18
Posted: 8/23/05 at 9:48pmwell, that's good to know. My husband is from Illinois where the family farms are now agricultural conglomerates.
#11re: canton, ohio is pregnant and generally under 18
Posted: 8/23/05 at 9:50pm
Now THIS is funny:
"The article reported that some would say that movies, TV, videogames, lazy parents and lax discipline may all be to blame."
Man, if I knew playing NCAA 2005 was going to be getting people PREGNANT, I wouldn't have worked so hard at having Akron U. win the National Championship!
#12re: canton, ohio is pregnant and generally under 18
Posted: 8/23/05 at 9:51pmyeah, it's pretty common for that to be the case nowadays, but i'm happy to report that there's still hope for the ohioans who cling to every last thing as if it was handed to them by god himself. dadgummit, that's my land and i'm not a'givin' it up.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
The Grovers Corners Yenta
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#13re: canton, ohio is pregnant and generally under 18
Posted: 8/23/05 at 9:58pmI once was a nursing assistant in Labor Delivery in my local hospital. Seeing 11, 12, 13 year olds pregnant was very common. They were often the children of teen mothers. It was so sad because many of these girls delivered very prematurely and their babies were sick for many months. I once held the hand of an 11 year old as she delivered a one pound baby girl. That tiny baby died in the NICU about 3 weeks later. A year later that girl was back again to deliver.........
#14re: canton, ohio is pregnant and generally under 18
Posted: 8/24/05 at 1:30am
"School officials are not sure what has caused so many pregnancies..."
Really? I have a pretty good idea...
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Joined: 12/31/69
#16re: canton, ohio is pregnant and generally under 18
Posted: 8/24/05 at 9:05amwait, jp, did you say the zips win the nat. championship???? that is one of the signs of the apocalypse.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#17re: canton, ohio is pregnant and generally under 18
Posted: 8/24/05 at 10:09amOne of my professors from college is from Canton. She took me there one time, but apparently I missed the whorehouse/high school on the tour.
#18re: canton, ohio is pregnant and generally under 18
Posted: 8/24/05 at 10:37amThis just reaffirms what I learned from spending almost my entire life in Ohio: There are very few things to do in this state. The two most common are drinking and sex. Every once in awhile we throw some drugs and farming in there for sh**s and giggles. And when we get all four together things really get crazy. Oh the stories I could tell! But I'm still glad I got the hell out and moved to Chicago.
#19re: canton, ohio is pregnant and generally under 18
Posted: 8/24/05 at 3:09pmSeriously, the amount of time, effort and preparation it took to bring the simulated national championship to the Zips, I'm pretty sure I can actually coach a football team now.
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Joined: 12/31/69
#20re: canton, ohio is pregnant and generally under 18
Posted: 8/24/05 at 3:10pmBut how many of them contract karen ziemba before 18?
#21re: canton, ohio is pregnant and generally under 18
Posted: 8/24/05 at 3:39pmVish, KZ is only contractable by going ass to mouth.
#22re: canton, ohio is pregnant and generally under 18
Posted: 8/24/05 at 3:40pmAnd what's great about bringing KZ into this ... she went to Akron U.
#23re: canton, ohio is pregnant and generally under 18
Posted: 8/24/05 at 3:42pm
that's right! us ohioans know how to get things done.
*of course that post was all in jest*
#24re: canton, ohio is pregnant and generally under 18
Posted: 8/24/05 at 3:42pmwell, if anyone knows ass to mouth, it's our vish!
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
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