do you consider yourself a loser?...- Page 6

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 4:21am

^ Oooh, such absence!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 4:24am

*peruses entire Beatles back-catalogue*

*smirk*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 4:26am

You mean the one Michael Jackson gave you as a gift before he stuck his hand down your pants?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 4:27am

I am Michael Jackson.

*rattles handcuffs* Updated On: 4/10/05 at 04:27 AM

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 4:28am

Ooops. Updated On: 4/10/05 at 04:28 AM

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 4:29am

What, you chickened out from keeping your first post? Not another witticism, I imagine.

I will outlast you on here, by the way.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 4:30am

You just changed your posts again?

*eyebrow raised*

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 4:30am

*takes phone-call from Sir McCartney*

BRB

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 4:32am

GOOGLE?

Plum's in trouble when she gets back.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 4:35am

*wins*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 4:36am

You're in for a surprise tomorrow.

And no, you didn't win.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 4:37am

I hope you realize the irony of us more or less answering Liam's question in abundance by expanding on this thread by 5+ pages over one Saturday night.

Really.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 4:37am

I'm in for a surprise? You mean you won't be online for once??

*realizes she's no better*

*meh*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 4:38am

You've been on here longer than I have by about 3 hours.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 4:41am

No I haven't!! I left for long periods of time since my first post of the day, eighteen hours ago!

*checks self into asylum*

*realizes typing '*checks self into asylum*' isn't actually checking into an asylum *
Updated On: 4/10/05 at 04:41 AM

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 4:44am

NOW who's dilootyd?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 4:46am

Diluted? Are we talking about your brain fluids again?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 4:47am

That's so sophomoric (suck it - I may have misspelled it) that I feel I should go into my Adam Sandler Book of Wisecracks to respond.

But Pauly Shore wants his day in the sun instead.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 4:50am

Ah, yes - the trusty book of wisecracks you keep on your desktop. Pity you've none of your own.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 4:53am

Coming from Miss "Wait! Let me take a witty moment! Skank.", is that supposed to sting?

Updated On: 4/10/05 at 04:53 AM

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 4:54am

Skank.

*sob*

And any stinging you'd feel would pale in comparison to the stinging you feel when you pee...well, I suppose that's what you get when you sleep with half of Vancouver's chubby-chaser club. Updated On: 4/10/05 at 04:54 AM

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 4:56am

Who am I now? Tom Hanks in The Green Mile?

Oh, and to expand your vocabulary, "Yaley",

http://thesaurus.reference.com/search?q=skank

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 5:05am

Nah, more like Tom Hanks in 'Forrest Gump.'

Or Turner and Hooch. 'Cept in that, you'd be Hooch.

Oh, and gee thanks for that link to a list of verbs and adjectives - they'll be so handy in insulting you. *eyeroll*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 5:07am

Better a Hooch than a Cooch.

Do we really need to carry this out here? In a few hours, the people who started participating earlier today will be stuck catching up on 6 pages of your mindless babble, and then I'll look guilty by association.

*wanders off to Random thread*

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 5:11am

What people?? We've dominated the last five pages.

And it's here or nowhere.

Editor's note - At this point, Tiff has pathetically cried off to another thread, in a vain scramble to redeem some credibility. Ellie, however, is doing the decent thing and continuing the 'mindless babble' in its spiritual home.

When I was younger, so much younger than today...

*smirk*
Updated On: 4/10/05 at 05:11 AM