favorite G.W. Bush quote?

[AbbaRabbit]

Posted: 6/12/05 at 4:32pm

:)

"I am the bulldog on the pantleg of society"

"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it."

LOL what are yours?

[cturtle]

Posted: 6/12/05 at 4:33pm

here's mine:

[melissa errico fan]

Posted: 6/12/05 at 4:34pm

"They misunderestimated me."

[Plum]

Posted: 6/12/05 at 4:42pm

"I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy."

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

"More and more of our imports come from overseas."

And my personal favorite:

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

I don't know, George. Why don't you tell me?
Updated On: 6/12/05 at 04:42 PM

[melissa errico fan]

Posted: 6/12/05 at 4:46pm

"How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through?"

"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program."

"I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together."

[The8re phan]

Posted: 6/12/05 at 4:50pm

does waving at Stevie Wonder count?

[Jwei123]

Posted: 6/12/05 at 4:52pm

the8re- I heard that story and was rolling on the floor for hours.

[Plum]

Posted: 6/12/05 at 5:02pm

"Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we used to know it."

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."

"I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine labor secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly qualified."

Hail to the chief!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 6/12/05 at 5:36pm

does waving at Stevie Wonder count?


"An embarrassed President Bush asked an aid, 'Oh, geez! Do you think he saw?'"


(paraphrased from Jay Leno)

[Plum]

Posted: 6/12/05 at 5:38pm

"She's just trying to make sure Anthony gets a good meal—Antonio."—On Laura Bush inviting Justice Antonin Scalia to dinner at the White House.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 6/12/05 at 5:45pm

"If you see a train wreck coming, you ought to be saying, what are you going to do about it, Mr.Congressman, or Madam Congressman?"

[PalJoey]

Posted: 6/12/05 at 8:27pm

"Therefore, it is with deep regret that I resign the position of President of the United States."

[DottieD'Luscia]

Posted: 6/12/05 at 8:29pm

If only it were that easy, Pal Joey!!

[Elphaba]

Posted: 6/12/05 at 10:52pm

my favorite with be when he says.....'goodbye'

[VonTussleGirl]

Posted: 6/12/05 at 11:04pm

"The woman who knew that I had dyslexia--I never interviewed her."

"If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything!"

[BluCat500]

Posted: 6/12/05 at 11:15pm

"When you have your own money, it means you've got more money to spend."...My new philosiphy in life

"Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of 'Hop on Pop'."

"I've been to war. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war."

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."

"Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better."

"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe -- I believe what I believe is right."

Quotes only for those with a strong stomach

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 6/12/05 at 11:17pm

There are just too many. I own a talking GWB doll that says many of these quotes, though. He's brilliant.

[gavrochegirl]

Posted: 6/12/05 at 11:22pm

Ditto.

[CostumeMistress]

Posted: 6/13/05 at 2:00am

"By making the right choices, we can make the right choice for our future."

[paradox_error]

Posted: 6/13/05 at 4:16am

"I believe we ought to love our neighbor like we love ourself, as manifested in public policy through the faith-based initiative where we've unleashed the armies of compassion to help heal people who hurt."

I think his Pop said a few great ones too! See signature.

[BluCat500]

Posted: 6/13/05 at 1:45pm

Bump to compliment the impeachment thread

[paradox_error]

Posted: 6/13/05 at 3:03pm

"BOB SCHIEFFER: Suddenly we find ourselves with a severe shortage of flu vaccine. How did that happen?
DUBYA: Uhhh -- Bob, we relied upon a company out of England to provide about half of the flu vaccines for the United States citizen, and it turned out that the vaccine they were producing was contaminated. And so we took the right action and didn't allow contamidated medicine into our country.
-- Yes, he actually said "contamidated", while taking credit for the UK government's intervention in preventing export of contaminated vaccine (and by the way, the "company out of England" is Chiron Corporation of Emeryville, California, which operates a vaccine production facility in England), Third Presidential Debate, Tempe, Arizona, Oct. 13, 2004 "

[paradox_error]

Posted: 6/13/05 at 3:07pm

"I believe part of a hopeful society is one in which somebody owns something."
-- For Dubya's sake, I wish that made sense, Third Presidential Debate, Tempe, Arizona, Oct. 13, 2004

[paradox_error]

Posted: 6/13/05 at 3:14pm

"The truth of the matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be in power if he [John Kerry] were the President of the United States, and the world would be a lot better off."
-- Second Presidential Debate, St. Louis, Missouri, Oct. 8, 2004

[paradox_error]

Posted: 6/13/05 at 3:31pm

"I have -- I understand everybody in this country doesn't agree with the decisions I've made. And I made some tough decisions. But people know where I stand."
-- First Presidential Debate, Coral Gables, Florida, Sep. 30, 2004