feel better soon paradox_error !!!!!!!!!!!!! — Page 2
#27
Posted: 3/2/05 at 12:16am
*Wraps slab of VB to aid in recovery*
Oh, Paradox. Which tree on that mountain assaulted your leg? I'll bring my axe.
Get well soon.
Oh, Paradox. Which tree on that mountain assaulted your leg? I'll bring my axe.
Get well soon.
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
#28
Posted: 3/2/05 at 8:50am
awwwwww Thanks Guys!!!!
Unfortunately I have no cast...so you'll have to sign my skin...
Just this confounded metal rod that will remain for one year!
I'll post some pictures of my leg on this thread once I can get my digital camera plugged in...It's such a pretty sight!!!
And no...there is no King of Poland...but there were! And in Sweeney Todd Polish Royalty gets a mention:
You like-a I tell-a
Da famous-a story
Of Queen Isabella,
Da Queen of-a Polan'
Whose toot' was-a swollen,
I pull it so nice from her mout'
That-a though to begin
She's-a screaming-a murder,
She's later-a swoon-a wid
Bliss an' was heard-a
To shout:
"Pull all of 'em out!"
Unfortunately I have no cast...so you'll have to sign my skin...
Just this confounded metal rod that will remain for one year!
I'll post some pictures of my leg on this thread once I can get my digital camera plugged in...It's such a pretty sight!!!
And no...there is no King of Poland...but there were! And in Sweeney Todd Polish Royalty gets a mention:
You like-a I tell-a
Da famous-a story
Of Queen Isabella,
Da Queen of-a Polan'
Whose toot' was-a swollen,
I pull it so nice from her mout'
That-a though to begin
She's-a screaming-a murder,
She's later-a swoon-a wid
Bliss an' was heard-a
To shout:
"Pull all of 'em out!"
#29
Posted: 3/2/05 at 8:51am
Oh and thanks for the VB hep!!
The Poles have been training me in the art of drinking!
The Poles have been training me in the art of drinking!
#30
Posted: 3/2/05 at 8:54am
Terrific. So you left here a fit healthy Aussie bloke and you're coming back a fat drunk with a limp.
#33
Posted: 3/2/05 at 10:53am
I'll still love you!
Just the same way you must still love me, even though my boobs have been put away for the season so snowdrifts don't accumulate in my cleavage.
Just the same way you must still love me, even though my boobs have been put away for the season so snowdrifts don't accumulate in my cleavage.
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#34
Posted: 3/2/05 at 1:57pm
I'm lucky I wasn't drinking just then Lael...
I would have spat all over the keyboard...
I would have spat all over the keyboard...
#35
Posted: 3/2/05 at 4:06pm
In that case, I'd say it's a good thing you're in Poland, otherwise I'd have taken a shower.
And that ain't cool.
And that ain't cool.
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#36
Posted: 3/2/05 at 4:12pm
Well it could be cool...
#37
Posted: 3/2/05 at 4:15pm
Heh. It's probably time again...you know me and my hygiene.
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#38
Posted: 3/2/05 at 4:18pm
Well I had my first shower in two weeks yesterday...
Bloody leg!
I hate giving MYSELF spongebaths!
Bloody leg!
I hate giving MYSELF spongebaths!
#39
Posted: 3/2/05 at 4:24pm
You DO know I'd be more than happy to help you out...
*sigh*
Stupid gay men.
Fine, I'll find you a hot manslave to help you out. Better?
*sigh*
Stupid gay men.
Fine, I'll find you a hot manslave to help you out. Better?
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#41
Posted: 3/2/05 at 4:30pm
*searches in her archives of hunky gay men*
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#42
Posted: 3/2/05 at 4:31pm
you habve archives?!?!?!?!
How interesting!
How interesting!
#43
Posted: 3/2/05 at 4:35pm
Of course! *pulls Nathan Lane out of barrel, quickly stuffs him back in*
Whoops! Let me try again...
Whoops! Let me try again...
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#44
Posted: 3/2/05 at 4:37pm
I hope Chad Michael Murray and Tom Welling are in there...
*wakes up from dream...*
At least Barrett Foa!
*wakes up from dream...*
At least Barrett Foa!
#45
Posted: 3/2/05 at 4:41pm
Hmmm...*peers inside*
I see John Tartaglia. Will he do?
I see John Tartaglia. Will he do?
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#47
Posted: 3/2/05 at 4:50pm
Well, if not, I can rummage some more...
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#48
Posted: 3/2/05 at 4:53pm
well if Max Von Esson is in there...
#49
Posted: 3/2/05 at 4:55pm
Of course! Hold on, he's near the bottom...*rummages*
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
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