omg, yesterday I was cracking a nut in a metal nutcracker and it was really hard to do, so when I cracked the nut, not only did bits of it go flying all over the place but my thumb got got in the nutcracker for a second! it hurt!
Ways to annoy people:
Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
Ask people what gender they are,or
Disagree strongly with everything anybody says:)