former speaker of the house gets confused, calls to thank wrong president!
former speaker of the house gets confused, calls to thank wrong president!
#1former speaker of the house gets confused, calls to thank wrong president!
Posted: 5/4/11 at 9:15am
in a stunning admission of her advance alzheimer's, former speaker of the house nancy pelosi (d-ca) admitted that she called former president george w. bush to thank him for his role in the death of terrorist warlord and khalifah poster boy, osama bin laden, "we have all recognized in our public comments that his role was important in having this success."
when it was pointed out that mr. bush was in fact no longer the president, rep. pelosi morphed into a giant praying mantis and ate three reporters before finally being subdued by a midget playing "strangers in the night" on a lute.
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Updated On: 5/4/11 at 09:15 AM
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
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#2former speaker of the house gets confused, calls to thank wrong president!
Posted: 5/4/11 at 9:20amYou are completely wrong, sir. It wasn't a lute, it was a mandolin.
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#2former speaker of the house gets confused, calls to thank wrong president!
Posted: 5/4/11 at 11:21amClassy Lady.
#3former speaker of the house gets confused, calls to thank wrong president!
Posted: 5/4/11 at 2:52pmI've never much cared for Speaker Pelosi, but this is a classy move indeed.
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