gay men want me more than carol channing ventriloquist dummy, what should i do?
gay men want me more than carol channing ventriloquist dummy, what should i do?
#0gay men want me more than carol channing ventriloquist dummy, what should i do?
Posted: 11/1/06 at 3:03pmonly bww can help solve a sticky situation like this one. i've got all these gay friends, and while i love the gays, i don't want a gay lover. i like girls. oh, bww, how can i tell them that i love them like a friend without hurting them (and no jokes about how i would hurt them, you doggone preverts)?
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#1re: gay men want me more than carol channing ventriloquist dummy, what should i do?
Posted: 11/1/06 at 3:05pmpapa..whip me while you wear a pair of stilettos and then I'll believe you.
#2re: gay men want me more than carol channing ventriloquist dummy, what shou
Posted: 11/1/06 at 3:09pmwith my history of ankle problems? that's just asking for trouble.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#3re: gay men want me more than carol channing ventriloquist dummy, what should i do?
Posted: 11/1/06 at 3:09pm
"...(and no jokes about how i would hurt them, you doggone preverts)? "
Dear, the fact that your mind went right there proves that you are kind of gay.
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
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Joined: 12/31/69
#4re: gay men want me more than carol channing ventriloquist dummy, what should i do?
Posted: 11/1/06 at 3:09pmPapa try telling them you're gay. All the homos want to turn a straight guy. Telling them you're a poofter takes all the fun out of it.
#5re: gay men want me more than carol channing ventriloquist dummy, what shou
Posted: 11/1/06 at 3:11pmthank you, joe. at least someone here understands my dilemma and is making and effort to help me!
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
touchmeinthemorning
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/3/04
#6re: gay men want me more than carol channing ventriloquist dummy, what should i do?
Posted: 11/1/06 at 3:12pm
Yeah, and imagine the laughs your close friends and family will have when you come out!
Coming out is an awfully fun game.
#7re: gay men want me more than carol channing ventriloquist dummy, what shou
Posted: 11/1/06 at 3:18pm
Just say that this is you. Or some other old fogey.
#8re: gay men want me more than carol channing ventriloquist dummy, what shou
Posted: 11/1/06 at 3:19pmmy eeeyyyyeeeeeeeeeees! dammit, twice in one day!
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#9re: gay men want me more than carol channing ventriloquist dummy, what shou
Posted: 11/1/06 at 3:24pmOh for God's sake, just cave in and go with the flow already. Women will understand if you don't come back. We'll be sad, but we'll understand.
DG
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
#10re: gay men want me more than carol channing ventriloquist dummy, what shou
Posted: 11/1/06 at 3:27pmI just want you so I can rent you out.
pattifan2
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/12/04
#11re: gay men want me more than carol channing ventriloquist dummy, what shou
Posted: 11/1/06 at 3:30pmPapa, of course gay ment want you when you hug the way you do.
#12re: gay men want me more than carol channing ventriloquist dummy, what shou
Posted: 11/1/06 at 3:32pmpapa is a "virtual gay"
blocked: logan2, Diamonds3, Hamilton22
#13re: gay men want me more than carol channing ventriloquist dummy, what shou
Posted: 11/1/06 at 3:33pmi think moony and dg are in cahoots.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#14re: gay men want me more than carol channing ventriloquist dummy, what shou
Posted: 11/1/06 at 3:34pm
We've been in worse together.
But that's for another thread......
#15re: gay men want me more than carol channing ventriloquist dummy, what shou
Posted: 11/1/06 at 3:39pmthanks, pattifan. you'd know!
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
pattifan2
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/12/04
#16re: gay men want me more than carol channing ventriloquist dummy, what shou
Posted: 11/1/06 at 3:40pm
Always a pleasure, Papa
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