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#26

re: gay?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 10:09pm

I'm not that young! (I can't be held accountable for my conduct on the off-topic board.) And you can't be that old! Unless...were you alive when the Beatles were still together?

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

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#27

re: gay?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 10:12pm

Honey, I was alive when they made their first appearance in the States.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#28

re: gay?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 10:16pm

Is someone calling my wife a big ole lesbo again???

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#29

re: gay?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 10:17pm

Wow. Did Moses sign your yearbook?

(And in my defense, I'm old enough to have seen their first appearance in the States on TV for its 40th (?) anniversary.)

#30

re: gay?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 10:17pm

Where the hell have you been?

Anyway, it's only Tiff.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#31

re: gay?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 10:18pm

And by "only Tiff" she means she takes my bullSH*T happily.

#32

re: gay?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 10:20pm

Sorry darling face...I had to go pick up the kids and then stop by Burger King for that old lady that lives with me..oh yea and for the fag that leaves here was crying..."I'm hungry, I'm hungry"...it's like I'm Seymore.., feed me, feed me.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

Updated On: 12/3/04 at 10:20 PM

#33

re: gay?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 10:20pm

Except the "Did Moses sign your yearbook?" crap. Do I have to put you over my knee?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#34

re: gay?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 10:21pm

Please?

#35

re: gay?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 10:22pm

Sorry..I'm NOT into lesbo spankings.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#36

re: gay?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 10:23pm

Now, now, Tiff, the only straight girl allowed to flirt with me is Addy. If only she would...

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#37

re: gay?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 10:24pm

*hangs head*

I think I've got a long-standing relationship with WatchME somewhere in between her bad love life and my bad date. We'll have to work on Addy though.

#38

re: gay?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 10:27pm

Rath, take it from someone who learned the hard way: Canadians aren't that great. Tiff in particular has problems, a polar bear mauled her once while she was out on the tundra of Vancouver and it's done quite a lot of damage in some important areas...

#39

re: gay?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 10:31pm

Well, that may be, insomniak, but I don't go for the chicks who could be my daughter. I prefer straight women anyway. I think I may have some kind of commitment issue...

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#40

re: gay?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 10:32pm

If you don't like ladies with the maturity level of a child, then you're definetly best without Tiff.

But me on the other hand, now that's different. I'm straight and old for my age, or so I'm told...

#41

re: gay?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 10:33pm

*whips head around* I'm not straight? THAT explains a few things...

#42

re: gay?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 10:34pm

Sorry, Tiff. That was worded badly. You're straight.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#43

re: gay?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 10:36pm

Oh...right. *deletes webcam photos about to be sent to czetajones@hotmail.com*

Addy's the same age as me, isn't it?

*sniff*

#44

re: gay?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 10:38pm

Tiff, she'd have you arrested anyway. I don't know how attractive Catherine finds fugly hungover trailer trash.

#45

re: gay?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 10:39pm

No, dear. Addy is my contemporary.

And are you going to be another one of my straight friends who won't be satisfied until I have a crush on them? I just don't get that.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#46

re: gay?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 10:40pm

Mm-hmm. It's an ego thing. Knowing that you can turn on guys AND girls.

#47

re: gay?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 10:41pm

But why would you want me to suffer the unrequited love? I wouldn't wish that on you...

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#48

re: gay?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 10:43pm

We've already established that you're a much more noble person than I.

Just pretend you lust for me. It'll make my night. (Yeah. It's been that kind of week.)

#49

re: gay?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 10:45pm

Sorry to get serious, but this is really an issue for me because I do have a few friends that get all jealous and upset when I talk about having crushes on other women. It just drives me crazy and seems cruel.

However, you, Tiff, I TOTALLY want. TOTALLY.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#50

re: gay?

Posted: 12/3/04 at 10:48pm

Are you serious? Your friends get jealous? Okay, I'm just kidding. That seems strange.

But thanks for making me feel desirable.

(Seriously? They get jealous??)

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