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#51

re: gay?

Seriously. Do you think perhaps I need new friends?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#52

re: gay?

Uh, in one word? YES. They're probably looking to you to be attracted to them to validate themselves. (Not that that's why they're friends with you. But that's probably why they get jealous when you comment on other women.)
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#53

re: gay?

Clasp the friends that come your way firmly to your bosom, and never let them go. For we must cling to happiness, and never let it diminish. My dear Rathnait, your friends are your lifeline to joy.
#54

re: gay?

Thank you for your wise counsel, Tiffster, but I'm not dumping them because they're all HOT. re: gay?

Okay, I'm going to bed. Fantasize on that.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Updated On: 12/3/04 at 10:55 PM

#55

re: gay?

I think Rath's problem is she doesn't want them at her bosom, but they want her to want to be clasped in theirs.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#56

re: gay?

only on this board would this friggin thread exist.

**shakes head**
#57

re: gay?

I'd clasp people firmly to my bosom, but they'd suffocate, so maybe not.
#58

re: gay?

Faggot and dyke are the most endearing.
"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy." -Charlie Manson
#59

re: gay?

>> Clasp the friends that come your way firmly to your bosom

i tried to do that once, and they all left screaming "i'm straight, i'm straight!"

and i'm also always attracted to straight people, since there are way too many fugly lesbians around. seriously i saw them all when i bought my christmas tree at home depot, and then i cried and thought "i'll never find anyone as i perfect as i am!"
#60

re: gay?

Liam, are you a gay?
"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy." -Charlie Manson
#61

re: gay?

How can the term "Lesbo" be offensive? The accepted term, "Lesbian" stems from the Island of Lesbos in Greece. It was there that the poetess Sappho and her cult of female admirers had set up camp. There was great female homosexuality within the confines of their "campground" and because of it Lesbos became synonymous gay women.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#62

re: gay?

Liam, I guess it all depends on who is saying it. For example, if you are tall, dark and handsome, I would rather have you call me "baby" or "hottie" than gay. If you are a nasty homophobe, "fabulous role model" would be more appropriate way to address me.
The meat is always leaner on somebody else's dinner plate!
#63

re: gay?

personally i hate the word homosexual- just thowing that out there....

i prefer the terms gay, queer, and most importlantly "glitter conosuer" sometimes i like to be called a rock and roll faggot.
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#64

re: gay?

Mimi! Glitter Connosieur is such a beautiful way to put it!
I like that...
i sometimes call myself homogenal...but i guess that might just be a "me" thing
#65

re: gay?

Would flaming 'mo offend? re: gay?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#66

re: gay?

i prefer Raging Queen
#67

re: gay?

I prefer Butt Burglar.
'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston

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