get well Polly

[Ivan the Wonderful]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 12:26pm

Today was her surgery. Get well and eat lots of ice cream.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 1:13pm

What kind of surgery? I don't follow the uber-lengthy chat threads, so I am out of the loop.

[Kringas]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 1:16pm

Tubal ligation, I think.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 1:22pm

She's having a sock puppet removed.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 1:24pm

Ice cream's contraindicated for that. El Capitan Racisto is trying to kill that poor woman.

[JustAGuy]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 1:36pm

"She's having a sock puppet removed."

I hear that that can be a very expensive procedure. Does she have insurance to cover it?

Updated On: 7/18/07 at 01:36 PM

[Ivan the Wonderful]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 1:37pm

She is having oral surgery and is very afraid of needles.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 1:45pm

I think we should take up a collection to get her a tattoo.

[Ivan the Wonderful]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 3:05pm

Very funny Namo. Has anyone heard from her yet?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 3:24pm

Are you expecting her to post from the recovery room?

[Ivan the Wonderful]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 3:48pm

I wouldn't be surprised if she did.

Post well wishes for a speedy recovery for Polly here!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 6:06pm

Okay, here goes.

Polly dear, I don't know you very well but I hope you're taking some You Time as you recover and stop doing for others all the time because now's about you healing. Also, you should not be online friends with racists like Ivan the Wonderful formerly Captain Oblivious.

[tazber]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 6:07pm

Namo, Ivan isn't C_O.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 6:12pm

No, Ivan is Capn Obvious's boyfriend. Ivan the Wonderful obviously (get it?) USED to be Captain Obvious and then a hundred other screen names.

[tazber]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 6:16pm

Ivan is another person entirely. It's not C_O at all. It's a sock puppet of someone who obvioulsy doesn't care for C_O either.
To be honest I tought it was you at first.

[StageManager2]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 6:17pm

Ivan the Wonderful isn't Austin, but Yancy Faith is... Oops! *covers mouth*

[Ivan the Wonderful]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 6:19pm

Typical Namo, come into a thread that is about sending out good wishes to a nice person and just makes it mean.
Get out. Go bother someone else.

[polly2]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 7:29pm

thank you dears for thinking of me today. all went well and i get to eat soft foods for 3 days.

[Ivan the Wonderful]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 7:36pm

Did it hurt?

[polly2]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 7:43pm

nope dr used this tiny needle and i was out in less than a minute. he tells me "you should start feeling funny in about 5 seconds. this stuff works fast." so i settle back in the chair and sure enough the picture on the wall starts looking like 2. the nest thing i know someone's taking my shoes off and tucking me into my bed at home. all dental work should be that easy

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 10:44pm

Soft foods, yummy pink Simpson's donuts!

Who the hell is Austin?

[PalJoey]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 10:56pm

the nest thing i know someone's taking my shoes off and tucking me into my bed at home.

Well, THAT must have felt familiar.

[Kringas]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 11:16pm

And for heaven's sake, don't smoke - anything - until you are totally healed.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 11:17pm

Except crack and crystal--right, Kringas? She can still do crack and crystal.

Updated On: 7/19/07 at 11:17 PM

[Kringas]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 11:19pm

She'd be better served by just applying those topically.

Updated On: 7/18/07 at 11:19 PM