hardees embarks on new plan to kill off red state denizens
hardees embarks on new plan to kill off red state denizens
#0hardees embarks on new plan to kill off red state denizens
Posted: 11/17/04 at 1:30pm
with the unveiling of their new burger, hardees clearly has taken up sides in the red state / blue state furor and plans to decimate red state populations through sheer artery busting attrition.
http://money.cnn.com/2004/11/15/news/funny/hardees/index.htm
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
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...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
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Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#1re: hardees embarks on new plan to kill off red state denizens
Posted: 11/17/04 at 1:32pmI love a good burger, but DAMN!
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
broadwayguy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/03
#2re: hardees embarks on new plan to kill off red state denizens
Posted: 11/17/04 at 1:39pmi love my bacon cheeseburgers, but i doubt i could eat that.
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#3re: hardees embarks on new plan to kill off red state denizens
Posted: 11/17/04 at 1:41pmGet me Morgan Spurlock on the phone, NOW!
PEACE.
popcultureboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/03
#4re: hardees embarks on new plan to kill off red state denizens
Posted: 11/17/04 at 1:43pm107 grams of fat? Seriously? Lord.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#5re: hardees embarks on new plan to kill off red state denizens
Posted: 11/17/04 at 1:45pmso are you saying that none of you can handle that much meat?
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#6re: hardees embarks on new plan to kill off red state denizens
Posted: 11/17/04 at 1:50pm
I don't mind that much meat.
But all the creamy goo is just off-putting.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
popcultureboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/03
#7re: hardees embarks on new plan to kill off red state denizens
Posted: 11/17/04 at 1:50pmNotice please, papa, that I didn't actually say THAT.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
morosco
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/10/04
#8re: hardees embarks on new plan to kill off red state denizens
Posted: 11/17/04 at 1:51pmWhat's Mayor McCheese's stand on this? Updated On: 11/17/04 at 01:51 PM
#9re: hardees embarks on new plan to kill off red state denizens
Posted: 11/17/04 at 1:51pmI know...I saw this on the news last night! 1400 calories and 107 grams of fat!!! YIKES! That doesn't seem possible!
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#10re: hardees embarks on new plan to kill off red state denizens
Posted: 11/17/04 at 1:51pmIt ain't so much the meat, but those BUNS!
PEACE.
#11re: hardees embarks on new plan to kill off red state denizens
Posted: 11/17/04 at 1:52pm
"Monster Thickburger"
Strange, that's my name form the nickname thread.
Hamlet's father.
#12re: hardees embarks on new plan to kill off red state denizens
Posted: 11/17/04 at 1:55pm
sorry pop, that wasn't directed at just you. i left out the word "boys".
update...
which in retrospect is sexist to all of the women who were dying to post, but didn't. so we'll now claim that the word i left out of my post was "folks".
hence it should now read:
so are you folks saying that none of you can handle that much meat?
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Updated On: 11/17/04 at 01:55 PM
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
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