My last interesting homoerotic NBA rule reference for the day: (if I had a dime for every time I said that....)
Player position on the restraining circle is determined by the direction of a player's basket. The player whose basket is nearest shall have first choice of position, with position being alternated thereafter.
That was too good to pass up.
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?