hire papa

#1

hire papa

Posted: 4/20/07 at 8:39am

that's right, i'll be coming on the market soon. no, boobs, i won't do that. somms, i told you before, no. anybody else, pm me.

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...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

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#2

re: hire papa

Posted: 4/20/07 at 8:45am

I have an opening for a Math teacher, but this is an all girls high school, so.........yeah, not a chance in hell.

#3

re: hire papa

Posted: 4/20/07 at 8:47am

"I have an opening for a Math teacher..."

Me too! And Phys Ed.

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#4

re: hire papa

Posted: 4/20/07 at 8:47am

How about painting a porch? Ours is in dire need. Also have to powerwash the house. (which will eat into my theater going addiction)

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#5

re: hire papa

Posted: 4/20/07 at 8:50am

this is a good start...sorta.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#6

re: hire papa

Posted: 4/20/07 at 8:53am

I do need a light bulb changed Papa. Of course, you'd have to do it nude.

#7

re: hire papa

Posted: 4/20/07 at 9:08am

somms, you got me to climb a ladder once with that "change the lightbulb" routine. once.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#8

re: hire papa

Posted: 4/20/07 at 9:09am

I could use a professional escort to attend various openings and events with me.

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#9

re: hire papa

Posted: 4/20/07 at 9:13am

while we would make such a darling couple at such events, i could only consider it if you've finally put the "mr. handsy" character to bed once and for all.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#10

re: hire papa

Posted: 4/20/07 at 9:14am

Never mind, then. I'll go back to my original choice, Alec "Daddy" Baldwin.

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"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey

#11

re: hire papa

Posted: 4/20/07 at 9:15am

The Church of Alexyss is looking to hire an altar boy.

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#12

re: hire papa

Posted: 4/20/07 at 9:18am

oh, papa, i'm so sorry. how long until your work on the boards is outsourced to india also?



the next "papaislovingmambo" ?

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#13

re: hire papa

Posted: 4/20/07 at 9:28am

papa I am looking for a new lawn guy..of course you have to pick up the poop in the yard 1st....no worries I have the outfit that you will be wearing all laid out for you on my bed.

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#14

re: hire papa

Posted: 4/20/07 at 9:30am

^ that job doesn't sound so bad until you learn it is in jersey. talk about ****tY!

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#15

re: hire papa

Posted: 4/20/07 at 9:32am

How did you miss this ad in today's NYT?

#16

re: hire papa

Posted: 4/20/07 at 9:36am

moonie, that looks right up my...uh...alley.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#17

re: hire papa

Posted: 4/20/07 at 9:39am

yea papa it does...cartoon woman will let you touch them.

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#18

re: hire papa

Posted: 4/20/07 at 9:58am

I think there will be an opening for an Attorney General very soon.

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PEACE.

#19

re: hire papa

Posted: 4/20/07 at 10:11am

i spent a long time yesterday shredding stuff and told my soon to be former boss, "finally, i feel like a real republican!"

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#20

re: hire papa

Posted: 4/20/07 at 10:36am

I really need a live-in cleaning person. Even though I live in a studio, I'm too lazy to clean it myself. I've set up newspapers under my bed for your sleeping space.

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#21

re: hire papa

Posted: 4/20/07 at 10:38am

silly, sg, papa isn't paper trained, yet!

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#22

re: hire papa

Posted: 4/20/07 at 10:45am

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You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#23

re: hire papa

Posted: 4/20/07 at 10:46am

how much does BWW moderator pay?

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#24

re: hire papa

Posted: 4/20/07 at 2:06pm

I've been interviewing people for the roles of Yes Men, Lieutenant Cheerleader, and Positive Ego Reinforcement Coordinator. I'll put you on the list.

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