hire papa
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hire papa#1
Posted: 4/20/07 at 8:39amthat's right, i'll be coming on the market soon. no, boobs, i won't do that. somms, i told you before, no. anybody else, pm me.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
re: hire papa#2
Posted: 4/20/07 at 8:45am
I have an opening for a Math teacher, but this is an all girls high school, so.........yeah, not a chance in hell. 
re: hire papa#2
Posted: 4/20/07 at 8:47am
"I have an opening for a Math teacher..."
Me too! And Phys Ed.
re: hire papa#3
Posted: 4/20/07 at 8:47amHow about painting a porch? Ours is in dire need. Also have to powerwash the house. (which will eat into my theater going addiction)
re: hire papa#4
Posted: 4/20/07 at 8:50amthis is a good start...sorta.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
re: hire papa#5
Posted: 4/20/07 at 8:53amI do need a light bulb changed Papa. Of course, you'd have to do it nude.
re: hire papa#6
Posted: 4/20/07 at 9:08amsomms, you got me to climb a ladder once with that "change the lightbulb" routine. once.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
re: hire papa#7
Posted: 4/20/07 at 9:09amI could use a professional escort to attend various openings and events with me.
re: hire papa#8
Posted: 4/20/07 at 9:13amwhile we would make such a darling couple at such events, i could only consider it if you've finally put the "mr. handsy" character to bed once and for all.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
re: hire papa#9
Posted: 4/20/07 at 9:14amNever mind, then. I'll go back to my original choice, Alec "Daddy" Baldwin.
re: hire papa#10
Posted: 4/20/07 at 9:15amThe Church of Alexyss is looking to hire an altar boy.
re: hire papa#11
Posted: 4/20/07 at 9:18am
oh, papa, i'm so sorry. how long until your work on the boards is outsourced to india also?
the next "papaislovingmambo" ?
PED
re: hire papa#12
Posted: 4/20/07 at 9:28ampapa I am looking for a new lawn guy..of course you have to pick up the poop in the yard 1st....no worries I have the outfit that you will be wearing all laid out for you on my bed.
re: hire papa#13
Posted: 4/20/07 at 9:30am^ that job doesn't sound so bad until you learn it is in jersey. talk about ****tY!
PED
re: hire papa#15
Posted: 4/20/07 at 9:36ammoonie, that looks right up my...uh...alley.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
re: hire papa#16
Posted: 4/20/07 at 9:39amyea papa it does...cartoon woman will let you touch them.
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
re: hire papa#17
Posted: 4/20/07 at 9:58amI think there will be an opening for an Attorney General very soon.
re: hire papa#18
Posted: 4/20/07 at 10:11ami spent a long time yesterday shredding stuff and told my soon to be former boss, "finally, i feel like a real republican!"
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
re: hire papa#19
Posted: 4/20/07 at 10:36amI really need a live-in cleaning person. Even though I live in a studio, I'm too lazy to clean it myself. I've set up newspapers under my bed for your sleeping space.
re: hire papa#23
Posted: 4/20/07 at 2:06pmI've been interviewing people for the roles of Yes Men, Lieutenant Cheerleader, and Positive Ego Reinforcement Coordinator. I'll put you on the list.
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