OK here is the story... A friend of mine was stationed in Australia several years ago. Now keep in mind this guy has always been one to tell a tale or two but his wife swears it is true. Ok now it seems tht kagaroos do make great watch pets.only proble is as the age their eyesight gets very poor. As they age their sense of smell is very keen. Now my friend foud it amazing that this guy he was visiting ket a roo as a watch pet. The roo was out in the yard, and my friend wanted to see it, well a full grown kangaroo is over 6' tall and very powerful and very nearly blind with a great sniffer. John (my friend) was the first one out the door.. my signiture were the last words he heard before the roo knocked him out cold.
So he learned the lesson of always let the guy with the familar scent go out first.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
Updated On: 10/4/04 at 06:38 PM