Oh, PROM! I skipped my junior prom and I wasn't going to go to my senior prom either, buy my gay best friend asked me. We still flaunt the photos to show how fabulous we looked together. Thankfully, he had an awesome car, a silver Camaro, the only downside of which was that a Camaro is very hard to get into and out of in a formal gown.

The dance was lame but we made bitchy comments about everyone else's outfits and danced a bit and left early to go eat biscuits and gravy at a 24-hour Waffle House and made fun of the whole shin-dig while clogging out arteries with breakfast grease. It was a wonderful night, overall.
All you who are going, have a blast! And don't get drunk, not just because it's safer to be sober, but also because if you're sober you can gather 'round the drunk folks, mess with their minds, take less-than-flattering photos of them and then post said photos in your yearbook. Not that me and my date did that...
Avatar - Isaac, my blue-fronted Amazon parrot. Adopted 9/7/07. Age 30 (my pet is older than me!)