just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water
just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water
#0just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water
Posted: 9/26/05 at 8:54am
this sounds so much like a bad movie. "flipper - this time with deadly toxic darts!"
bottlenose bullies!
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#1re: just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water
Posted: 9/26/05 at 9:08amThe 'bad' part is that we're co-opting these amazing animals to help play out our perverse war games. Shameful and pathetic.
#2re: just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water
Posted: 9/26/05 at 9:09amSorry for threadjack - love your Avatar/Birthday tribute DGrant.
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#3re: just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water
Posted: 9/26/05 at 9:13am
Thanks, Glebb - me, too!
And I'd rather talk about the brilliance of Mr. Gershwin any day over the use of dolphins to make human war 
#4re: just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water
Posted: 9/26/05 at 9:16amIf we could figure out a way to allow Dolphins to vote this world would be a better place.
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#5re: just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water
Posted: 9/26/05 at 9:23amAccording to a charming little fictional tale called "Message From Down Under", the dolphins HAVE voted - and they have voted to work toward leaving the planet because humans are fu*king it up so badly!
#6re: just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water
Posted: 9/26/05 at 3:56pm
ok, acknowledging the abject horror of what's being done to the dolfins, i may have linked to the wrong headline. also, if they were in the gulf, isn't it possible, although highly unlikely, that they are even now prowling the streets of new orleans hunting their next victims?
dolphin assassins menace gulf of mexico
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
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#7re: just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water
Posted: 9/26/05 at 4:05pm
It was worth opening the link just for this line:
"Heavily-armed, frightened, and confused. No, we don't mean the Bush Administration . . ."
#8re: just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water
Posted: 9/26/05 at 4:09pmwould i lead ya astray, d?
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
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#9re: just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water
Posted: 9/26/05 at 4:10pmI wonder what PETA has to say about it.
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#10re: just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water
Posted: 9/26/05 at 4:12pm
To quote Annette Benning from POSTCARDS FROM THE EDGE:
"I'm only in it for the endolphins."
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#11re: just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water
Posted: 9/26/05 at 4:13pm
I agree that the whole using dolphin's for humans' evil purposes is bad. But this is a funny story! Killer dolphins sneaking up on stupid unsuspecting humans who are swimming while high? That's some funny sh!t!!! It's also karmic. It's like, "Remember that tuna net, beeyotch? Well, net this!"
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