just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water

#1

just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water

Posted: 9/26/05 at 8:54am

this sounds so much like a bad movie. "flipper - this time with deadly toxic darts!"
bottlenose bullies!

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Updated On: 9/26/05 at 08:54 AM

#2

re: just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water

Posted: 9/26/05 at 9:08am

The 'bad' part is that we're co-opting these amazing animals to help play out our perverse war games. Shameful and pathetic.

#3

re: just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water

Posted: 9/26/05 at 9:09am

Sorry for threadjack - love your Avatar/Birthday tribute DGrant.

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#4

re: just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water

Posted: 9/26/05 at 9:13am

Thanks, Glebb - me, too!

And I'd rather talk about the brilliance of Mr. Gershwin any day over the use of dolphins to make human war

#5

re: just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water

Posted: 9/26/05 at 9:16am

If we could figure out a way to allow Dolphins to vote this world would be a better place.

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" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."

#6

re: just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water

Posted: 9/26/05 at 9:23am

According to a charming little fictional tale called "Message From Down Under", the dolphins HAVE voted - and they have voted to work toward leaving the planet because humans are fu*king it up so badly!

#7

re: just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water

Posted: 9/26/05 at 3:56pm

ok, acknowledging the abject horror of what's being done to the dolfins, i may have linked to the wrong headline. also, if they were in the gulf, isn't it possible, although highly unlikely, that they are even now prowling the streets of new orleans hunting their next victims?
dolphin assassins menace gulf of mexico

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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#8

re: just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water

Posted: 9/26/05 at 4:05pm

It was worth opening the link just for this line:

"Heavily-armed, frightened, and confused. No, we don't mean the Bush Administration . . ."

#9

re: just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water

Posted: 9/26/05 at 4:09pm

would i lead ya astray, d?

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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#10

re: just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water

Posted: 9/26/05 at 4:10pm

I wonder what PETA has to say about it.

#11

re: just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water

Posted: 9/26/05 at 4:12pm

To quote Annette Benning from POSTCARDS FROM THE EDGE:

"I'm only in it for the endolphins."

#12

re: just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water

Posted: 9/26/05 at 4:13pm

I agree that the whole using dolphin's for humans' evil purposes is bad. But this is a funny story! Killer dolphins sneaking up on stupid unsuspecting humans who are swimming while high? That's some funny sh!t!!! It's also karmic. It's like, "Remember that tuna net, beeyotch? Well, net this!"

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Updated On: 9/26/05 at 04:13 PM