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#1

ladies and gentlemen......

in two weeks, we have a VERY important decision to make. So, I remind you..... please remember to shave a Bush and stop playing with Dick.
#2

re: ladies and gentlemen......

In interest of "equal time" I will now say...

A vote for Kerry is a vote for Bin Ladden.

#3

re: ladies and gentlemen......

Help the environment. Plant a Bush in Texas!
#5

re: ladies and gentlemen......

I would like to share some of my favorite Kerry bumper stickers:

John Kerry for President of France!

I don't believe in Kerry-tales.

If Kerry is the answer, it's gotta be a stupid question!

Need less than half of your money? - Kerry 2004

Kerry-Edwards? A billionaire and multi-millionaire anguishing over the lives of blue collar workers

Friends don't let friends vote Democrat

Vote Kerry. Millions on welfare are counting on you

Vote KERRY. Find out what it is like to bring a water pistol to a gunfight.

If John Kerrys wife doesn't trust him with HER money, why should we trust him with OURS?

John Kerry? No thanks. I already have a waffle maker.

KERRY-EDWARDS: With this much bull**** you need two Johns.

Bush: "Let's Roll!"
Kerry: "Let's Roll Over"

Updated On: 10/20/04 at 12:44 PM

#6

re: ladies and gentlemen......

Bumper sticker wisdom is about the best you can get out of Bush supporters, I guess. Because heaven knows thinking beyond two sentences isn't conducive to supporting his administration.

Hey, did you get the "Middle East is a desert full of terrorists" line from a bumper sticker, too? No wonder your political thinking is so sophisticated.

Updated On: 10/20/04 at 12:58 PM

#7

re: ladies and gentlemen......

amen to that Plum. Apparently, bumbper stickers are everything. I did not know this.
#8

re: ladies and gentlemen......

Too bad I don't have a car. I'd be so much better-informed coming into the election.
#9

re: ladies and gentlemen......

I'd like to take this opportunity to re-iterate my love for Plum.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#10

re: ladies and gentlemen......

as would I. Apparently all of the newscats and newspaper articles that I took time to read and watch and the debates I payed attention to were just moot. If I chased cars and stared at bumper stickers, I'd know the issues SO much more.
#11

re: ladies and gentlemen......

Can someone recomend a florist that will send a Bush to Iraq?
#13

re: ladies and gentlemen......

Let's not elect him in 2004 either.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
#15

re: ladies and gentlemen......

What the hell?!? How is saying something like "Replant a Bush in Texas!" so much more sophistcated and witty than any of the slogans I posted?? I thought all of those silly slogans were all in good fun, but I guess with you guys, it's only funny if it's anti-Bush. Kerry-supporters use equally dumb bumper-sticker slogans, and that's ok? Give me a friggin break. Gee Plumb, thanks for pointing out that becayse I dissagree with your political views, i'm so much less "sophistcated" than you are. Really mature.
#16

re: ladies and gentlemen......

You refuse to ever type my username correctly and you call me immature?

No, I don't criticize bumper stickers on principle. But I've had political discussions with you before, and you don't seem to have done much better than those slogans. There are plenty of smart Republicans. But they're the ones who can do more than repeat Fox News talking points.

Updated On: 10/20/04 at 01:26 PM

#17

re: ladies and gentlemen......

Plum can actually spell words like "sophisticated" as well, MimiChica. Talk about an easy target......
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#18

re: ladies and gentlemen......

**Broadwayguy2 giggles relentlessly**

Updated On: 10/20/04 at 01:32 PM

#19

re: ladies and gentlemen......

PrincessMimiChica, I apologize for leaping all over your post when you were just staying in the spirit of the thread.

However, I don't take back what I said about your idea of political discourse. I don't forget insults easily.
#20

re: ladies and gentlemen......

Ah yes, when all else fails, resort to attacking stupid spelling mistakes. Brilliant.

Plum, thank you for the apology. I really never meant to offend you or anyone else personally. I'm sorry about that.

Updated On: 10/20/04 at 01:39 PM

#21

re: ladies and gentlemen......

And Princess, you are aware that the word "plum" is spelled p-l-u-m, aren't you?

ETA: Aw, shoot. Now you go editing your post and make my correction look like it came out of nowhere. Oh, well. Context should explain it all.
Dictionary.com

Updated On: 10/20/04 at 01:40 PM

#22

re: ladies and gentlemen......

as in the fruit, not work that requires showing an a$$crack...
#23

re: ladies and gentlemen......

"Ah yes, when all else fails, resort to attacking stupid spelling mistakes. Brilliant."

Yes, well that's what they usually do when they can't find anything else wrong with what you've said.

Princess MimiChica, you an I need to get togehter and procreate. re: ladies and gentlemen......

#24

re: ladies and gentlemen......

This from the man who wishes death to board members kin when they feel attacked.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#25

re: ladies and gentlemen......

There's typos and there's insulting deliberate misspellings. One of these is not like the other, and I think you know that, Rodney.

Updated On: 10/20/04 at 01:56 PM

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