ladies - how to tell when your boyfriend is gay...

#1

ladies - how to tell when your boyfriend is gay...

Posted: 9/1/04 at 8:27pm

number 1 - you are hot as hell and he hasn't given it up in 6 months because "i just don't need it that often"

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when you grow up surrounded by willful ignorance you have to believe mercy has its own country and that it's round and borderless ~Animal, Ani Difranco

Updated On: 9/1/04 at 08:27 PM

#2

re: how to tell when your boyfriend is gay...

Posted: 9/1/04 at 8:28pm

Number 2- He actually loves you.

#3

re: how to tell when your boyfriend is gay...

Posted: 9/1/04 at 8:29pm

3 - He buys People magazine and cuts Jennifer out of all the pics, leaving Brad.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Updated On: 9/1/04 at 08:29 PM

#4

re: how to tell when your boyfriend is gay...

Posted: 9/1/04 at 8:32pm

Ok this is a personal one (by personal I mean, we do this)

But---him and you sing showtunes together in his car!

Updated On: 9/1/04 at 08:32 PM

#5

re: how to tell when your boyfriend is gay...

Posted: 9/1/04 at 8:34pm

his favorite shows are designing women and the golden girls

#6

re: how to tell when your boyfriend is gay...

Posted: 9/1/04 at 8:34pm

Aren't these all personal ones?

When you remark that certain male Broadway actors are hot, he agrees.

He plays with your hair a lot...and I mean trying out different hair styles.

Updated On: 9/1/04 at 08:34 PM

#7

re: how to tell when your boyfriend is gay...

Posted: 9/1/04 at 8:34pm

awww! sorry. um.......

when he agrees that one of your favorite actors is hott.

*edit* sorry we posted at the same time.

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"People asking questions, lost in confusion. Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions." ~The one and only John Lennon

Updated On: 9/1/04 at 08:34 PM

#8

re: how to tell when your boyfriend is gay...

Posted: 9/1/04 at 8:35pm

You come home to find him wearing your sequined gown and heels singing The Man That Got Away to the mirror.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Updated On: 9/1/04 at 08:35 PM

#9

re: how to tell when your boyfriend is gay...

Posted: 9/1/04 at 8:36pm

"When you remark that certain male Broadway actors are hot, he agrees."

Lady - how about when you remark that certain male Broadway actors are hot he knows who they are!

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when you grow up surrounded by willful ignorance you have to believe mercy has its own country and that it's round and borderless ~Animal, Ani Difranco

#10

re: how to tell when your boyfriend is gay...

Posted: 9/1/04 at 8:36pm

when you are looking through a magazine and make a remark that one model is pretty. he says that the guy next to her is too.

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"People asking questions, lost in confusion. Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions." ~The one and only John Lennon

#11

re: how to tell when your boyfriend is gay...

Posted: 9/1/04 at 8:37pm

he will tell you to rethink the outfit you are wearing -- shoes don't work (been there -- done that)

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"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie

#12

re: how to tell when your boyfriend is gay...

Posted: 9/1/04 at 8:38pm

Story of my life, showmethetony! I knew that he was a theater fan, and I always thought that he was just joking, because my friends and I always do that. Guess not!!

When he will watch Queer Eye with you...no harsh comments, and comments on how nice Kyan's hair is.

#13

re: how to tell when your boyfriend is gay...

Posted: 9/1/04 at 8:38pm

You find him sucking di*k

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#14

re: how to tell when your boyfriend is gay...

Posted: 9/1/04 at 8:38pm

his purse is bigger than yours and he spends way more money on hair products than you do

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when you grow up surrounded by willful ignorance you have to believe mercy has its own country and that it's round and borderless ~Animal, Ani Difranco

#15

re: how to tell when your boyfriend is gay...

Posted: 9/1/04 at 8:39pm

Number 2- He actually loves you.

Awwwe now that's not an indication that he's gay.. it just means he's a nice, sincere guy.

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"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA

If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...

#16

re: how to tell when your boyfriend is gay...

Posted: 9/1/04 at 8:40pm

Haven't found a straight one yet! Lol.

#17

re: how to tell when your boyfriend is gay...

Posted: 9/1/04 at 8:41pm

Matty G is my FAVORITE!

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when you grow up surrounded by willful ignorance you have to believe mercy has its own country and that it's round and borderless ~Animal, Ani Difranco

#18

re: how to tell when your boyfriend is gay...

Posted: 9/1/04 at 8:41pm

Haven't found a straight one yet! Lol

I have

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"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA

If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...

Updated On: 9/1/04 at 08:41 PM

#19

re: how to tell when your boyfriend is gay...

Posted: 9/1/04 at 8:41pm

Kyan is really hot!

#20

re: how to tell when your boyfriend is gay...

Posted: 9/1/04 at 8:42pm

You is one lucky, lucky woman, CJR.

Updated On: 9/1/04 at 08:42 PM

#21

re: how to tell when your boyfriend is gay...

Posted: 9/1/04 at 8:42pm

Thanks... I like to think so

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"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA

If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...

#22

re: how to tell when your boyfriend is gay...

Posted: 9/1/04 at 8:45pm

Is that Scary Spice in your avatar LG?

#23

re: how to tell when your boyfriend is gay...

Posted: 9/1/04 at 8:47pm

wait, maybe i should change this to "how to tell when your girlfriend likes chicks"...hahaha...my last boyfriend was totally gay - but we both knew going into it and are still best friends today. not long after him i started dating my chica and i definitely lucked out there b/c she is the most amazing woman i know...

okay - you can all gag now, sorry...i try not to brag but i love her so!

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when you grow up surrounded by willful ignorance you have to believe mercy has its own country and that it's round and borderless ~Animal, Ani Difranco

#24

re: how to tell when your boyfriend is gay...

Posted: 9/1/04 at 8:49pm

showme, that is so sweet!! yay!!

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#25

re: how to tell when your boyfriend is gay...

Posted: 9/1/04 at 8:56pm

"Is that Scary Spice in your avatar LG? "

God, no. It's the lovely Daphne Rubin Vega.