#51
Posted: 9/2/04 at 1:35pm
Fag
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
ladies - how to tell when your boyfriend is gay... — Page 3
#52
Posted: 9/2/04 at 1:36pm
*head explodes*
hehehe.
hehehe.
Hamlet's father.
#53
Posted: 9/2/04 at 1:42pm
I agree ck... I know a guy who fits that criteria and I can tell you first hand, he ain't gay 
"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA
If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...
#54
Posted: 9/2/04 at 1:43pm
They call them metrosexuals. I call them closet cases.
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
#55
Posted: 9/2/04 at 1:44pm
I call them daily.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#56
Posted: 9/2/04 at 1:45pm
Believe me, he's not a closet case either.... Though I have met self proclaimed metrosexuals who have made me wonder lol
"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA
If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...
#57
Posted: 9/2/04 at 1:46pm
I call them "notch on bedpost"
#58
Posted: 9/2/04 at 1:47pm
You know he's gay when his pillow has bite marks in it.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#59
Posted: 9/2/04 at 1:48pm
You know he's gay when he just divorced Liza.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#60
Posted: 9/2/04 at 1:50pm
Or is engaged to Liza or just married Liza
#61
Posted: 9/2/04 at 1:50pm
Or has seen Liza
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#62
Posted: 9/2/04 at 2:26pm
His bathing suit is briefer than yours.
He's fond of his 'Speedo tanline'.
He know the Pines are not a bunch of trees. Ditto Cherry Grove.
He has more than one Barbra disc (and he spells her name correctly). Ditto Judy, et al.
He willing watches the Tonys, Oscars, Emmys and the Miss America Pageant.
Also the Olympics for the mens swimming, diving and gymnastics.
And FIGURE SKATING!!!
He's fond of his 'Speedo tanline'.
He know the Pines are not a bunch of trees. Ditto Cherry Grove.
He has more than one Barbra disc (and he spells her name correctly). Ditto Judy, et al.
He willing watches the Tonys, Oscars, Emmys and the Miss America Pageant.
Also the Olympics for the mens swimming, diving and gymnastics.
And FIGURE SKATING!!!
"If my life weren't funny, it would just be true. And that would be unacceptable."
--Carrie Fisher
#63
Posted: 9/2/04 at 2:40pm
Dear ckeaton--
There are no straight men within 100 cybermiles of BWW. Please accept this and save yourself more years of "gee, Ms. Jackson (if you're nasty) has talented male backup dancers..."
Queerly yours,
midtowngym
There are no straight men within 100 cybermiles of BWW. Please accept this and save yourself more years of "gee, Ms. Jackson (if you're nasty) has talented male backup dancers..."
Queerly yours,
midtowngym
'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston
#64
Posted: 9/2/04 at 2:46pm
You know he's gay when he greets his male friends with:
"Middrift, where you been bitch?"
"Middrift, where you been bitch?"
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
#65
Posted: 9/2/04 at 2:50pm
I've been sunning for a week in the Fabulous Pines of Fire Island. I beg to differ with WOSQ, however. When you spend almost your entire holiday in the 'Meat Rack', the Pines does feel like just a 'bunch of trees'!
'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston
#66
Posted: 9/2/04 at 3:04pm
he owns the Gem and the Misfits DVDs.
but i really hate to stereotype.
especially because people should love people and it doesn't need to have any kind of definition. but alas, it's a blast to read some of these
but i really hate to stereotype.
especially because people should love people and it doesn't need to have any kind of definition. but alas, it's a blast to read some of these
But I won't live alone in a house of regret.
#67
Posted: 9/2/04 at 3:05pm
OMG I looooove Jem and the Misfits!!!!
Okay, sorry, not threadjacking AGAIN... proceed.
Okay, sorry, not threadjacking AGAIN... proceed.
"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA
If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...
#68
Posted: 9/2/04 at 3:13pm
When his nails are nicer than yours. "Manlycuire" (sp?) my ass...
#69
Posted: 9/2/04 at 3:13pm
And the best by far is the one about being the Governor of New Jersey.
I wish I were clever enough to have thought of that one.
You know he's gay when he buys Mens Health magazine (and its ilk) 'for the articles'. ["Pictures? What pictures?"]
...knows all about South Beach, P-town and Key West.
...know the Russian River is not in Russia.
...knows what 'tucking' pertains to.
...saw Hedwig and the Angry Inch more than once.
...calls himself 'Bonnie' when he thinks he's alone.
...cries at the end of the Garland version of A Star Is Born.
I wish I were clever enough to have thought of that one.
You know he's gay when he buys Mens Health magazine (and its ilk) 'for the articles'. ["Pictures? What pictures?"]
...knows all about South Beach, P-town and Key West.
...know the Russian River is not in Russia.
...knows what 'tucking' pertains to.
...saw Hedwig and the Angry Inch more than once.
...calls himself 'Bonnie' when he thinks he's alone.
...cries at the end of the Garland version of A Star Is Born.
"If my life weren't funny, it would just be true. And that would be unacceptable."
--Carrie Fisher
#70
Posted: 9/2/04 at 4:01pm
when your guy gets more manicures than you do.
*Kristen*
#71
Posted: 9/2/04 at 4:37pm
Hence the term, 'manlicures'.
#72
Posted: 9/2/04 at 5:04pm
When he asks to borrow your mascara!!!!
"Life is not measured by the number
of breaths we take, but by moments
that take our breath away."
"Life isn't about how to survive the storm,
but how to dance in the rain."
#73
Posted: 9/2/04 at 7:22pm
My fav has been the gag reflex. Interestingly enough, by that criteria I am a Gay Man!!!
#74
Posted: 9/2/04 at 7:59pm
Any woman who appreciates what a gag reflex entails is an honorary gay man. Welcome! Meetings are held Saturday nights (Roxy.) Initiation dues are lower for women (no nudity.) Bonus--fabulous hair, makeup and clothing tips at no additional fee to you. Your credit card will be billed monthly.
'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston
#75
Posted: 9/2/04 at 8:50pm
LOVED the McGreevy one.. don't I love to be a jersey girl...
This one happened to me... when he tells you your purse does not match your outfit.
This one happened to me... when he tells you your purse does not match your outfit.
-If you don't like your fate, change it. You are your own master.- Aida
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