ladies - how to tell when your boyfriend is gay...- Page 3

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 9/2/04 at 1:35pm

Fag

[ckeaton]

Posted: 9/2/04 at 1:36pm

*head explodes*

hehehe.

[CJR]

Posted: 9/2/04 at 1:42pm

I agree ck... I know a guy who fits that criteria and I can tell you first hand, he ain't gay

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 9/2/04 at 1:43pm

They call them metrosexuals. I call them closet cases.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 9/2/04 at 1:44pm

I call them daily.

[CJR]

Posted: 9/2/04 at 1:45pm

Believe me, he's not a closet case either.... Though I have met self proclaimed metrosexuals who have made me wonder lol

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 9/2/04 at 1:46pm

I call them "notch on bedpost"

[robbiej]

Posted: 9/2/04 at 1:47pm

You know he's gay when his pillow has bite marks in it.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 9/2/04 at 1:48pm

You know he's gay when he just divorced Liza.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 9/2/04 at 1:50pm

Or is engaged to Liza or just married Liza

[Matt_G]

Posted: 9/2/04 at 1:50pm

Or has seen Liza

[WOSQ]

Posted: 9/2/04 at 2:26pm

His bathing suit is briefer than yours.

He's fond of his 'Speedo tanline'.

He know the Pines are not a bunch of trees. Ditto Cherry Grove.

He has more than one Barbra disc (and he spells her name correctly). Ditto Judy, et al.

He willing watches the Tonys, Oscars, Emmys and the Miss America Pageant.

Also the Olympics for the mens swimming, diving and gymnastics.

And FIGURE SKATING!!!

[midtowngym]

Posted: 9/2/04 at 2:40pm

Dear ckeaton--
There are no straight men within 100 cybermiles of BWW. Please accept this and save yourself more years of "gee, Ms. Jackson (if you're nasty) has talented male backup dancers..."

Queerly yours,

midtowngym

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 9/2/04 at 2:46pm

You know he's gay when he greets his male friends with:

"Middrift, where you been bitch?"

[midtowngym]

Posted: 9/2/04 at 2:50pm

I've been sunning for a week in the Fabulous Pines of Fire Island. I beg to differ with WOSQ, however. When you spend almost your entire holiday in the 'Meat Rack', the Pines does feel like just a 'bunch of trees'!

[leomaxfrank]

Posted: 9/2/04 at 3:04pm

he owns the Gem and the Misfits DVDs.

but i really hate to stereotype.
especially because people should love people and it doesn't need to have any kind of definition. but alas, it's a blast to read some of these

[CJR]

Posted: 9/2/04 at 3:05pm

OMG I looooove Jem and the Misfits!!!!

Okay, sorry, not threadjacking AGAIN... proceed.

[insomniak]

Posted: 9/2/04 at 3:13pm

When his nails are nicer than yours. "Manlycuire" (sp?) my ass...

[WOSQ]

Posted: 9/2/04 at 3:13pm

And the best by far is the one about being the Governor of New Jersey.

I wish I were clever enough to have thought of that one.

You know he's gay when he buys Mens Health magazine (and its ilk) 'for the articles'. ["Pictures? What pictures?"]

...knows all about South Beach, P-town and Key West.

...know the Russian River is not in Russia.

...knows what 'tucking' pertains to.

...saw Hedwig and the Angry Inch more than once.

...calls himself 'Bonnie' when he thinks he's alone.

...cries at the end of the Garland version of A Star Is Born.

[WiCkEd4LyFfE]

Posted: 9/2/04 at 4:01pm

when your guy gets more manicures than you do.

[insomniak]

Posted: 9/2/04 at 4:37pm

Hence the term, 'manlicures'.

[Broadwaylady]

Posted: 9/2/04 at 5:04pm

When he asks to borrow your mascara!!!!

[sabrelady]

Posted: 9/2/04 at 7:22pm

My fav has been the gag reflex. Interestingly enough, by that criteria I am a Gay Man!!!

[midtowngym]

Posted: 9/2/04 at 7:59pm

Any woman who appreciates what a gag reflex entails is an honorary gay man. Welcome! Meetings are held Saturday nights (Roxy.) Initiation dues are lower for women (no nudity.) Bonus--fabulous hair, makeup and clothing tips at no additional fee to you. Your credit card will be billed monthly.

[BroadwayBaby21]

Posted: 9/2/04 at 8:50pm

LOVED the McGreevy one.. don't I love to be a jersey girl...

This one happened to me... when he tells you your purse does not match your outfit.