ladies, help show iran that flesh does not cause earthquakes: take part in boobquake!

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ladies, help show iran that flesh does not cause earthquakes: take part in boobquake!

Posted: 4/26/10 at 9:17am

surprisingly, this was not an idea i devised.

nope, blogger jen mccreight - aka blag hag - came up with it and she's no dadgum neocon, i tell you what. she don't even believe in the baby jesus!

show them mullahs what's what, gals!
boobquake!!

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#2

ladies, help show iran that flesh does not cause earthquakes: take part in boobquake!

Posted: 4/26/10 at 9:26am

So, mullahs think that immorality leads to natural disasters, and god punishing people for their sins. Now, where have I heard that before? Seems like the far right shares some ideals with Iranian extremists.

Note: it would have been better to schedule this for a Tuesday or Wednesday...those are the nights Simon Cowell is on TV, and his cleavage could have contributed to the cause.

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#3

ladies, help show iran that flesh does not cause earthquakes: take part in

Posted: 4/26/10 at 9:46am

I love radical grassroots political action.

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#4

ladies, help show iran that flesh does not cause earthquakes: take part in

Posted: 4/26/10 at 10:12am

But Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi is absolutely correct. It's been an established fact since 1946.
Heres the real lowdown

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#5

ladies, help show iran that flesh does not cause earthquakes: take part in

Posted: 4/26/10 at 10:13am

We're all going to feel really bad if there's an earthquake!

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#6

ladies, help show iran that flesh does not cause earthquakes: take part in

Posted: 4/26/10 at 10:48am

This is some political action I can get onboard with.

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#7

ladies, help show iran that flesh does not cause earthquakes: take part in

Posted: 4/26/10 at 11:05am

It's astounding what those primitive fundamentalists can convince themselves of!

#8

ladies, help show iran that flesh does not cause earthquakes: take part in

Posted: 4/26/10 at 11:12am

So, is the preferred name 'boobquake', 'boobapalooza', or 'boobstock'?

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"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

#9

ladies, help show iran that flesh does not cause earthquakes: take part in

Posted: 4/26/10 at 11:18am

as per the creator, it's boobquake.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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#10

ladies, help show iran that flesh does not cause earthquakes: take part in

Posted: 4/26/10 at 11:20am

Geez, 'the creator'? So, in other words, He said, "Let there be boobs, and there were boobs"?

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#11

ladies, help show iran that flesh does not cause earthquakes: take part in

Posted: 4/26/10 at 11:30am

yes, the creator, jen mccreight, ya warped adherent to the patriarchal oppressive world view!

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#12

ladies, help show iran that flesh does not cause earthquakes: take part in

Posted: 4/26/10 at 11:35am

And the creator looked at his creation and said, "It is GOOD!"

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#13

ladies, help show iran that flesh does not cause earthquakes: take part in

Posted: 4/26/10 at 12:41pm

Oops I left off the link on my post!

It's astounding what those primitive fundamentalists can convince themselves of!
Rush Limbaugh says Barack Obama at fault for volcanoes

#14

ladies, help show iran that flesh does not cause earthquakes: take part in

Posted: 4/26/10 at 1:52pm

y'all can try to make this about religion all ya want, but me 'n jerseygirl know what it's about: the boobs.

so take your boob hatred to another thread where it'll be welcomed. like shakes' sis says, "this is a safe place."


for boobs.

and boob lovers.

and those who merely aesthetically apreciate boobs.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#15

ladies, help show iran that flesh does not cause earthquakes: take part in

Posted: 4/26/10 at 4:02pm

Yes, b/c Haiti is the epiceneter for western decadence and floozy women.

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But hey, who cares! I'm all for more cleavage. Just b/c I don't want to do the "propeller" doesn't mean I don't appreciate a nice rack.

Bear 'em and share 'em, I say.

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Updated On: 4/26/10 at 04:02 PM

#16

ladies, help show iran that flesh does not cause earthquakes: take part in

Posted: 4/26/10 at 4:13pm

Oh no! Boobquake causes an earthquake!

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#17

ladies, help show iran that flesh does not cause earthquakes: take part in

Posted: 4/26/10 at 4:17pm

Hmmm, Taiwan.

Interesting link scott.

So the lesson is we can do whatever we want here in America and the rest of the world will have to suffer the consequences.

What I don't get is how come we needed a special boobquake day to make this point. I thought everyone already knew that.

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#18

ladies, help show iran that flesh does not cause earthquakes: take part in

Posted: 4/26/10 at 4:35pm

Like Rufus, I am indeed a tit man.