"He always was the underachieving Sheffield. Maybe daddy cut off his trust fund to teach him a lesson, a la the prodigal son."
and now he's selling square poop...with dipping sauce.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation."
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