old people saie the darnest things.....

#1

old people saie the darnest things.....

Posted: 6/29/05 at 11:17am

My nana was tring to tell me that my cusen bought an IPod this is what she said
"robs got the pod"
ha ha ha ha ha she makes it sound like a disease


what do your old people saie?

#2

re: old people saie the darnest things.....

Posted: 6/29/05 at 11:19am

Qi Faht Qi Faht te, cano nist Amrica!

They're Lebanese

Or the others say

Moi assui! Valerie, tu est pas notre fui..bon, wi tu est notre fui mes tu est pas notre sotre fui

p.s. Yes, I did spell many French words incorrectly just now

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#3

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 11:20am

My old people are all dead.

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#4

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 11:25am

my grandma dosent drive so she pretends to be frends with people so that they will drive her around

**note that my GRANDMA is difrent then my last story that was my NANA**

#5

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 11:41am

My grandmother says, "oh well, dis is de life in America!" in her cute Spanish accent LOL

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#6

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 11:43am

My old people are my parents.

#7

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 11:45am

I am my old people. I say things like "Damn you punk kids!" Or, "One day you'll be old and you'll see!"

#8

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 11:45am

I am my old people. I say things like "Damn you punk kids!" Or, "One day you'll be old and you'll see!"

#9

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 11:46am

Beat me to it, Joe! I am Old People... I say things like "it's h*ll to get old" and other annoying things like that...

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#10

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 11:47am

Don't you just hate when old people repeat themselves?

#11

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 11:47am

Yes, Joe, and you also repeat yourself. Classic sign.

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#12

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 11:48am

Oh, SOMMS, look what we did!

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#13

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 12:12pm

I never witnessed this first-hand, but apparently I had a great-grandmother whose greeting was "where's the bloody whiskey?!" with a thick brogue.

#14

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 12:19pm

I had a great-aunt that when someone would swear in her presence, she would say "Looks like somebody needs to go back over their Sunday School lesson."

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#15

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 12:23pm

My grandma tried to explain to me that she thought her waiter/waitress was a transvestite but she couldn't think of the word.

Apparently my great-grandma tried to use her old age to cheat in casinos. . . it didn't work lol.

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#16

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 12:25pm

My favorite thing my grandma used to say was: "I don't know where you got that voice. I can't carry a tune in a basket!"

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#17

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 12:26pm

My Grandmother, may she rest in peace, used to say thatshe didn't like to ride the subways in NY because they had giraffi written on them.

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#18

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 12:28pm

my nono has alzheimers. we were watching a ball game on tv at my house and he told the tv to go to hell, then laughed. :) he also told my cousin that if her husband is bothing her, she should just kick him in the balls.
i was at his house and we were watching tv durring the michael jackson trial... every time they showed him, nono would go "oh my! what a face!"
once i wore these jeans that have all these rips in them covered in patches and he said "that's quite a pair of dungerees you got there!" he also saw my car and said "what a fine automobile!"
i love my nono! ^_^

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#19

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 12:30pm

This reviewer says "Yes Yes! Nono!"

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#20

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 1:03pm

my grandma is mean. I told her that I got into a show once and asked her if she wanted to come see me, and she was like "Theatre is for want-to-bes and homosexuals". I was like "hey".

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#21

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 1:07pm

my grandmother, in new orleans: "There are black cops!? Times have changed"

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#22

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 1:28pm

My friend's grandmother is like that, husband. It's rather scary actually.

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#23

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 1:31pm

my grandfather is also like... weird... he saw Billy Elliot before we met up in Ireland and i asked him how it was , he said:

"its about a fag kid dancing. how good do you expect it to be!?"

i shut up

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Updated On: 6/29/05 at 01:31 PM

#24

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 1:34pm

GUH!

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"It's a great feeling of power to be naked in front of people. We're happy to watch actual incredible graphic violence and gore, but as soon as somebody's naked it seems like the public goes a bit bananas about the whole thing."

#25

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Posted: 6/29/05 at 1:35pm

twas odd... very odd... old people these days! *sheeeeeeeesh*

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