old people saie the darnest things.....
old people saie the darnest things.....
#0old people saie the darnest things.....
Posted: 6/29/05 at 11:17am
My nana was tring to tell me that my cusen bought an IPod this is what she said
"robs got the pod"
ha ha ha ha ha she makes it sound like a disease
what do your old people saie?
#1re: old people saie the darnest things.....
Posted: 6/29/05 at 11:19am
Qi Faht Qi Faht te, cano nist Amrica!
They're Lebanese
Or the others say
Moi assui! Valerie, tu est pas notre fui..bon, wi tu est notre fui mes tu est pas notre sotre fui
p.s. Yes, I did spell many French words incorrectly just now
"It's a great feeling of power to be naked in front of people. We're happy to watch actual incredible graphic violence and gore, but as soon as somebody's naked it seems like the public goes a bit bananas about the whole thing."
#2re: old people saie the darnest things.....
Posted: 6/29/05 at 11:20amMy old people are all dead.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#3re: old people saie the darnest things.....
Posted: 6/29/05 at 11:25am
my grandma dosent drive so she pretends to be frends with people so that they will drive her around
**note that my GRANDMA is difrent then my last story that was my NANA**
#4re: old people saie the darnest things.....
Posted: 6/29/05 at 11:41amMy grandmother says, "oh well, dis is de life in America!" in her cute Spanish accent LOL
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brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#5re: old people saie the darnest things.....
Posted: 6/29/05 at 11:43amMy old people are my parents.
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#6re: old people saie the darnest things.....
Posted: 6/29/05 at 11:45amI am my old people. I say things like "Damn you punk kids!" Or, "One day you'll be old and you'll see!"
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#7re: old people saie the darnest things.....
Posted: 6/29/05 at 11:45amI am my old people. I say things like "Damn you punk kids!" Or, "One day you'll be old and you'll see!"
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#8re: old people saie the darnest things.....
Posted: 6/29/05 at 11:46amBeat me to it, Joe! I am Old People... I say things like "it's h*ll to get old" and other annoying things like that...
"Not a day goes by..."
#9re: old people saie the darnest things.....
Posted: 6/29/05 at 11:47am
Don't you just hate when old people repeat themselves?
#10re: old people saie the darnest things.....
Posted: 6/29/05 at 11:47amYes, Joe, and you also repeat yourself. Classic sign.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#11re: old people saie the darnest things.....
Posted: 6/29/05 at 11:48amOh, SOMMS, look what we did!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Elizabeth_DeBris
Broadway Star Joined: 1/29/05
#12re: old people saie the darnest things.....
Posted: 6/29/05 at 12:12pm
I never witnessed this first-hand, but apparently I had a great-grandmother whose greeting was "where's the bloody whiskey?!" with a thick brogue.
Gothampc
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#13re: old people saie the darnest things.....
Posted: 6/29/05 at 12:19pmI had a great-aunt that when someone would swear in her presence, she would say "Looks like somebody needs to go back over their Sunday School lesson."
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#14re: old people saie the darnest things.....
Posted: 6/29/05 at 12:23pm
My grandma tried to explain to me that she thought her waiter/waitress was a transvestite but she couldn't think of the word.
Apparently my great-grandma tried to use her old age to cheat in casinos. . . it didn't work lol.
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#15re: old people saie the darnest things.....
Posted: 6/29/05 at 12:25pmMy favorite thing my grandma used to say was: "I don't know where you got that voice. I can't carry a tune in a basket!"
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
The Grovers Corners Yenta
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#16re: old people saie the darnest things.....
Posted: 6/29/05 at 12:26pmMy Grandmother, may she rest in peace, used to say thatshe didn't like to ride the subways in NY because they had giraffi written on them.
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#17re: old people saie the darnest things.....
Posted: 6/29/05 at 12:28pm
my nono has alzheimers. we were watching a ball game on tv at my house and he told the tv to go to hell, then laughed. :) he also told my cousin that if her husband is bothing her, she should just kick him in the balls.
i was at his house and we were watching tv durring the michael jackson trial... every time they showed him, nono would go "oh my! what a face!"
once i wore these jeans that have all these rips in them covered in patches and he said "that's quite a pair of dungerees you got there!" he also saw my car and said "what a fine automobile!"
i love my nono! ^_^
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#18re: old people saie the darnest things.....
Posted: 6/29/05 at 12:30pmThis reviewer says "Yes Yes! Nono!"
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#19re: old people saie the darnest things.....
Posted: 6/29/05 at 1:03pmmy grandma is mean. I told her that I got into a show once and asked her if she wanted to come see me, and she was like "Theatre is for want-to-bes and homosexuals". I was like "hey".
Was that a fat joke?
#20re: old people saie the darnest things.....
Posted: 6/29/05 at 1:07pmmy grandmother, in new orleans: "There are black cops!? Times have changed"
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
#21re: old people saie the darnest things.....
Posted: 6/29/05 at 1:28pmMy friend's grandmother is like that, husband. It's rather scary actually.
"It's a great feeling of power to be naked in front of people. We're happy to watch actual incredible graphic violence and gore, but as soon as somebody's naked it seems like the public goes a bit bananas about the whole thing."
#22re: old people saie the darnest things.....
Posted: 6/29/05 at 1:31pm
my grandfather is also like... weird... he saw Billy Elliot before we met up in Ireland and i asked him how it was , he said:
"its about a fag kid dancing. how good do you expect it to be!?"
i shut up
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
Updated On: 6/29/05 at 01:31 PM
#23re: old people saie the darnest things.....
Posted: 6/29/05 at 1:34pmGUH!
"It's a great feeling of power to be naked in front of people. We're happy to watch actual incredible graphic violence and gore, but as soon as somebody's naked it seems like the public goes a bit bananas about the whole thing."
#24re: old people saie the darnest things.....
Posted: 6/29/05 at 1:35pmtwas odd... very odd... old people these days! *sheeeeeeeesh*
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
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