old people saie the darnest things.....- Page 2

[SallyBrown]

Posted: 6/29/05 at 1:36pm

You should have...

oh wait he's your grandfather? Then never mind lol

[Caroline-Q-or-TBoo]

Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:19pm

his wife died last year and he's already remarring

[SallyBrown]

Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:20pm

awww wow


Again I say, you should fully...

wait. I think it's illegal to hit old people. Yes, and not very nice.

[Caroline-Q-or-TBoo]

Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:23pm

well. it depends on the old person. i mean- you can call it self defense. Moral self defense

[Elphaba]

Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:25pm

LOL Joe, you took the words right out of my mouth! I was about to type the EXACT same thing

[cturtle]

Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:31pm

my grandmother used to say:

"you'll be sorry when i'm laying out in westview [cemetery]."

Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:37pm

My stepdad has a list of everything my great grandmother used to say... I can't remember any of it though.

I remember when I was little though, she'd ask "Houston, where's your brother Austin at?"

I never had a brother, and my name is Austin.

[cturtle]

Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:47pm

my grandmother also had a cane. she used it for hitting people more than walking. if she were alive today, i bet my partner would be black and blue.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 6/29/05 at 3:03pm

My grandmother wouldn't let us eat Italian ices or sherbet because she was convinced that theyu were colder than ice cream. What did she do.......take temperatures of frozen desserts?

[shameless]

Posted: 6/29/05 at 3:22pm

My 80 year-old grandmother after she finished doing shots with my cousin Tara's friend and his boyfriend at Tara's wedding.

"THE QUEERS LOVE ME!"

And she yelled it across the ballroom, but the guys almost pissed themselves laughing and lined up more shots.

[Liam]

Posted: 6/29/05 at 5:03pm

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha OLD PEOPLE!

[Over_the_Moon]

Posted: 6/29/05 at 5:17pm

Totally off-topic... but C_O made me think of it---

I have a friend Austin... and his two brothers are Houston and Dallas

Okay, go back to your old people..

[One Song Glory]

Posted: 6/29/05 at 8:44pm

I have a grandma who's 103 years old. She's still alive and she's shorter than me.

[AbbaRabbit]

Posted: 6/29/05 at 8:50pm

i just remembered something... when my friend's grandmother used to work at her grooming salon, she would look out the window and say things like "michele, there's a large black woman coming up to your store"
she also walked in one day and said "i don't feel good" and when asked what was wrong said (in front of customers) "i've been sh*ttin' all morning" it was very very classy.

cturtle, nono uses his cane to hit the cats and asks them "what the hell do you want"?

namo, it's not pronounced "no-no", it's "naw-no". it's italian for grandfather.

Posted: 6/29/05 at 9:05pm

My grandmother uses the "N" word. A lot.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 6/29/05 at 9:31pm

My grandmother used the "s" word. Schvartze.

Posted: 6/29/05 at 9:33pm

Does it mean the same thing? I don't know what it means.

[babygiraffeboots]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 11:13am

I was just on the phone with my grandma, "What's his name? Butz?. . . . I heard RENT and I got so excited. . . . . . what's his name norman butz?. . . . .I'm old, at least I got part of it."
hehe I love her

She also says crap a lot, I've had arguments with her over whether or not it's a curse.

She's also told me a few times "The gays are very good to their mothers."

this is the same grandma with the transvestite waiter, my Bobby.

[shameless]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 11:32am

Speaking of classy grandmas, mine once, about 10 years ago, burped really loud in front of 6 of my friends, and she turned around and said, "Oh, excuse me, that came all the way from my toes!"

And it's still our favorite line when anyone burps.