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#26

re: old people saie the darnest things.....

Posted: 6/29/05 at 1:36pm

You should have...

oh wait he's your grandfather? Then never mind lol

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#27

re: old people saie the darnest things.....

Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:19pm

his wife died last year and he's already remarring

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#28

re: old people saie the darnest things.....

Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:20pm

awww wow

Again I say, you should fully...

wait. I think it's illegal to hit old people. Yes, and not very nice.

#29

re: old people saie the darnest things.....

Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:23pm

well. it depends on the old person. i mean- you can call it self defense. Moral self defense

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#30

re: old people saie the darnest things.....

Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:25pm

LOL Joe, you took the words right out of my mouth! I was about to type the EXACT same thing

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#31

re: old people saie the darnest things.....

Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:31pm

my grandmother used to say:

"you'll be sorry when i'm laying out in westview [cemetery]."

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#32

re: old people saie the darnest things.....

Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:37pm

My stepdad has a list of everything my great grandmother used to say... I can't remember any of it though.

I remember when I was little though, she'd ask "Houston, where's your brother Austin at?"

I never had a brother, and my name is Austin.

#33

re: old people saie the darnest things.....

Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:47pm

my grandmother also had a cane. she used it for hitting people more than walking. if she were alive today, i bet my partner would be black and blue.

RIP glebby <3

#34

re: old people saie the darnest things.....

Posted: 6/29/05 at 3:03pm

My grandmother wouldn't let us eat Italian ices or sherbet because she was convinced that theyu were colder than ice cream. What did she do.......take temperatures of frozen desserts?

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#35

re: old people saie the darnest things.....

Posted: 6/29/05 at 3:22pm

My 80 year-old grandmother after she finished doing shots with my cousin Tara's friend and his boyfriend at Tara's wedding.

"THE QUEERS LOVE ME!"

And she yelled it across the ballroom, but the guys almost pissed themselves laughing and lined up more shots.

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#36

re: old people saie the darnest things.....

Posted: 6/29/05 at 5:03pm

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha OLD PEOPLE!

#37

re: old people saie the darnest things.....

Posted: 6/29/05 at 5:17pm

Totally off-topic... but C_O made me think of it---

I have a friend Austin... and his two brothers are Houston and Dallas

Okay, go back to your old people..

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#38

re: old people saie the darnest things.....

Posted: 6/29/05 at 8:44pm

I have a grandma who's 103 years old. She's still alive and she's shorter than me.

I'm not a gay stereotype. I'm a coincidence.

#39

re: old people saie the darnest things.....

Posted: 6/29/05 at 8:50pm

i just remembered something... when my friend's grandmother used to work at her grooming salon, she would look out the window and say things like "michele, there's a large black woman coming up to your store"
she also walked in one day and said "i don't feel good" and when asked what was wrong said (in front of customers) "i've been sh*ttin' all morning" it was very very classy.

cturtle, nono uses his cane to hit the cats and asks them "what the hell do you want"?

namo, it's not pronounced "no-no", it's "naw-no". it's italian for grandfather.

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#40

re: old people saie the darnest things.....

Posted: 6/29/05 at 9:05pm

My grandmother uses the "N" word. A lot.

#41

re: old people saie the darnest things.....

Posted: 6/29/05 at 9:31pm

My grandmother used the "s" word. Schvartze.

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#42

re: old people saie the darnest things.....

Posted: 6/29/05 at 9:33pm

Does it mean the same thing? I don't know what it means.

#43

re: old people saie the darnest things.....

Posted: 6/30/05 at 11:13am

I was just on the phone with my grandma, "What's his name? Butz?. . . . I heard RENT and I got so excited. . . . . . what's his name norman butz?. . . . .I'm old, at least I got part of it."
hehe I love her

She also says crap a lot, I've had arguments with her over whether or not it's a curse.

She's also told me a few times "The gays are very good to their mothers."

this is the same grandma with the transvestite waiter, my Bobby.

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#44

re: old people saie the darnest things.....

Posted: 6/30/05 at 11:32am

Speaking of classy grandmas, mine once, about 10 years ago, burped really loud in front of 6 of my friends, and she turned around and said, "Oh, excuse me, that came all the way from my toes!"

And it's still our favorite line when anyone burps.

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