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#1

ouch!

ok so yesterday i woke up and couldn't move half my face but figured i'd slept on my jaw funny. Today i wake up and cant open my mouth without agonising pain and my neck and cheeks are all swelled up. It hurts so much... hurts to even draw on a cig and it's driving me insane. They think it is a nasty infection but have tested me for mumps and ofcourse it happens a week before my professional debut. So im at home wrapped in a sleeping bag, in pain and feeling sorry for myself... hows everyone else?

i look like im hooked on steroids type swelling!
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Updated On: 7/1/05 at 10:14 AM

#2

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This after the day from hell with small children? What did you do to make the universe so mad at you?
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#3

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You poor thing! Get better soon!
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#4

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i hope you feel better soon and in time for your debut.
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#5

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i must have done something very wicked recently.
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#6

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Oh, Beergoggles! So sorry to hear about this. Do get better SOON! Actually, I know someone who had an infection which sounds very like yours. Doctors never did figure out exactly what caused it, but it was cleared up with HEAVY DUTY antibiotics and cortisone pills (very short term on these, obviously). Let us all know how you're doing!
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#7

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thankyou! I'm taking penocillian and this gargle mixture type thing... tastes crap but there you go. Thanks for your kind words though!
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#8

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It's bad karma from always being so mean to me...

Hope you get better soon...

F*CK that! Hope you get better NOW!
"what have we learned? Don't smoke... don't do drugs and don't sing 'Defying Gravity'." -CATSNYRevival
#9

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thankyou moony! When am i ever evil to you? ... notice that none of the people i put on my fave brodwayworlder list have replied... i feel so neglected (joking obviously)
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#10

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I think it was the "Is that you in your avatar?" thread... I cried myself to sleep every night because of your hostility toward me
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#11

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It's not lockjaw is it?
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#12

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I hope you feel better, Beergoggles.
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#13

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Aw...I'm sorry you're in pain, hon. It's not very James Dean cool, is it now? re: ouch!
What the puck?!
#14

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it is James Dean cool because it's result of my bad boy lifestyle! Well that's blatently a lie but with all the medication im doesed up to the eyeballs and everything seems quite wonderful at the moment!
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#15

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aw i'm sorry BG get better! you're so james dean cool =)
#16

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That happened to me the other day! I woke up and I couldn't open my mouth all the way; it hurt like hell for two days! I'm back to normal, but I know how you feel!
#17

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Beer, I thought this was going to be about how you shoved those two little mosters out of a window, or something. BUT! Feel better, mouth/face problems suck.
Well, I'm glad he got away with it.
#18

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I'm sorry, feel better!! You don't have TMJ do you?
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#19

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OMG you poor thing. Get better soon.
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#20

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Yikes, that's scary. Can you even eat?
#21

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well i could eat... but not anymore! It's looking more and more likely like i have mumps which means no show! I cant open mouth to chew now which means i'm living on ice cream and rusks (baby food) but it hurts so much, seriously this is unbearable. I'm now so doped up on medication i'm not awake that much and i have a double chin and hamster cheeks... seriously that's how swelled i am! I had a fever most of last night and my mum ended up having to sit and wipe a cold wet towel over my face because it was literally burning! The medication doesn't seem to be doing that much yet... but there's time. On the plus side it's an excuse to lie on the sofa and chill... hey! if you don't laugh you'll cry right?
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#22

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Have you gone to the dentist recently? You may have an infection in the root of your nerve which will cause major swelling. Antibiotics may cure it temporarily but if there is something wrong beneath the surface it'll eventually come back.

Feel Better!
Cheers Cheers, Thanks a lot.
#23

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yes my teeth are fine lol. It's not just the face it's the throat also... it kinda looks like i have a really really thick neck... same size as head type thing!
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#24

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Whoa... thats freaky. Get better soon.
Cheers Cheers, Thanks a lot.
#25

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change of plan... it's getting worse! My face is now so fat that i don't have a neck... i have a double chin and it really hurts. Looks like i wont be doing my play now because the doctor said the swelling would go down after 24 hours unless it was mumps and the swelling is just getting bigger.
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