papalovesmambo Is Hot- Page 17

[ckeaton]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 3:34pm

Being hot, papa's participle shouldn't ever dangle.

Posted: 3/31/04 at 3:34pm

Even so, I'd still end my sentences with propositions.

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 3:37pm

that's simply proposterous...

[ckeaton]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 3:39pm

pro-POST erous?
That's what this thread is all about!

Posted: 3/31/04 at 3:41pm

Propositions, prepositions.... any way to get a roll in the hay.

[ckeaton]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 3:43pm

'Roll, roll, roll in ze hay'

Posted: 3/31/04 at 3:47pm

"It's a rip in the bustle and a rustle in the hay and I'll pitch the Quick Fantastic...."

[orion59]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 3:47pm

"As to infidelity, "always true to you darling in my fashion"."

Yeah but if papa's pat means a Paris hat, you'll shout hooray

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 3:49pm

c'mon with splish splash it has to be...

a twist in the rudder and a rip in the sails
drifting and dreamin'
honey throw the compass over the rail

Posted: 3/31/04 at 3:50pm

And if the papa boat means a sable coat, anchors aweigh.

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 3:50pm

and if Orion's bow means i'm good to go, okay...

[ckeaton]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 3:59pm

OK.
I suck, but all of these nautical references must be operetta.

Perhaps we can all swab the deck together. NAKED.
Three little posters are we...

Posted: 3/31/04 at 4:01pm

Pert as a poster well should be....

[ckeaton]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 4:20pm

Then buy of your Buttercup -- dear Little Buttercup;
Sailors should never be shy;
So, buy of your Buttercup -- poor Little Buttercup;
Come, of your Buttercup buy!

Posted: 3/31/04 at 4:24pm

And don't forget the AG

Posted: 3/31/04 at 4:45pm

I'd love to polish up the handle on papa's big front door....

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 4:52pm

My first class seaman...the sailor of my dreams...

Posted: 3/31/04 at 6:34pm

I love me a sea-farin' man.

Hello, sailor.

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/1/04 at 10:13am

Ladies and Gentlemen, papa has decided to leave the board. He PM-ed me this morning. He will be missed.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 4/1/04 at 10:34am

good bye cruel board i'm leaving you today
good bye good bye good bye
ggod bye all you people, there's nothing you can say
to make me change my mind
good bye

Posted: 4/1/04 at 10:36am

But papa, where'll I go? What'll I do?

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/1/04 at 10:38am

Nice DollyPop impersination Papa.
Mine was the crappiest April Fools Day prank ever.

But I will overcome when I call my mom and tell her that my wife is pregnant. She will pass out on the spot, luckily she's on vacation, or she'd have the chance to beat me repeatedly.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 4/1/04 at 10:41am

nah, ck, it was a beautiful attempt, you just picked the wrong subject. i am far too serious for pranks. so now i must fulfill the edict and banish m'self. oh woe is me.

Posted: 4/1/04 at 10:42am

Oh, fiddle-dee-dee, tomorrow is another day!

Posted: 4/1/04 at 11:28am

You know you don't have to act with me, papa. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing.... Oh, maybe just whistle....You know how to whistle, don't you, papa? You just put your lips together and.... blow.