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[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 4/4/04 at 1:33am

float? hell, you'd need a ballast the size of a small sub to keep under...

Posted: 4/4/04 at 8:10am

You're too kind.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 4/5/04 at 9:55am

of course i am! it keeps me healthy. all of that bottled up anger does no good. so let it out i say, let it all hang out!

[son_of_a_gunn_25]

Posted: 4/5/04 at 9:58am

Papa maybe I missed this explanation already, but where did you get your icon?

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 4/5/04 at 10:09am

it's a scan of a pic of a b/w pic taken a few years (well, more than a few) ago of a somewhat inebriated and drugged out actor being told that there were no more drugs for the photo session and developed with a sepia tone.

Posted: 4/5/04 at 10:44am

The sepia tone gives it that old-world, antebellum feel to it. Very Scarlett O'Hara chic.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 4/5/04 at 2:05pm

hehehehe, and that eye is just trippy!

Posted: 4/5/04 at 3:19pm

Well, so were Vivien Leigh's. Updated On: 4/5/04 at 03:19 PM

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 4/5/04 at 3:31pm

mmmm, viv was just delish, and just the way i like 'em crazy as a freakin' loon!

Posted: 4/5/04 at 3:38pm

I should give you my therapist's number.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 4/5/04 at 3:55pm

a good friend of mine describes therapy thusly:

"you go in and tell the therapist, i wanna know why i keep dating psychotic women and he or she responds, why do you hate your mother. and that takes 5 years. by the time you work your way through the family tree and get to the problem of dating psychotic women, you've already married one and have three freakin' psychotic kids. one of whom you are sure is ready to snap and butcher the family at any moment."

[son_of_a_gunn_25]

Posted: 4/5/04 at 5:09pm

Have you ever noticed that if you split "therapist" between the e and the r and make it two words you get "THE RAPIST!"

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 4/5/04 at 5:28pm

i went to a therapist for about three weeks, and then i called at 9:30am to cancel a 5:30pm session and he explained that he'd have to charge me anyway. so i went to the next week and explained to him that we hadn't gotten into my violent side and that stopping therapy was a good thing...for his health.

i know, i know, that's the way it's supposed to work, but for $125 a pop, i'll tell my troubles to a sympathetic hooker and get more out of it.

Posted: 4/5/04 at 5:30pm

Man. I didn't even get through telling all of my interpersonal relations issues to my therapist and she went to a loony bin. But I was only paying $60 a session.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 4/5/04 at 5:33pm

fighting...urge...must...not...give..in...to...to...too late

if it's a couch you need, vish, why didn't you say so?

Posted: 4/5/04 at 5:34pm

Hmm. My schedule's pretty tight this week. Free Thursday?

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 4/5/04 at 5:36pm

heh heh . . . she said tight

thursday's out. jumpers threw the whole week outta whack.

Posted: 4/5/04 at 5:39pm

papa, I'll trade you. I can smuggle you into the benefit concert in my coach bag if you tuck me under your coat for Jumpers.

Posted: 4/5/04 at 5:39pm

You'd think with all this double-posting today I was trying to up the length of the thread or something.... Updated On: 4/5/04 at 05:39 PM

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 4/5/04 at 5:46pm

i can hear mrs. mambo now, "is that a girl in your coat or are you just glad to see me."

Posted: 4/5/04 at 5:51pm

I thought it was "Is that a ten-gallon hat, or are you just enjoying the show?"

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 4/5/04 at 5:54pm

are you in show business, tex ma'am?

Posted: 4/5/04 at 5:58pm

"Well, no, ma'am."
"Then why don't you get your fwiggin feet offa the stage?"

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 4/5/04 at 6:05pm

ahhh the musings of the teutonic titwillow

Posted: 4/5/04 at 6:09pm

They lose me after the bunker scene.