oh come on, how can ya not love, "how did he do such fantastic stunts with such little feet?"
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
You'll be surprised you're doing the French mistake.
Voila.
c'mon girls!
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Think of your secretary.
Thank you. That's a good one.
i didn't get a harumph outta that guy.
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Oh baby, you are sooooooo talented and they are soooooooo dumb. Updated On: 4/6/04 at 11:56 PM
are we awake?
that depends. are we black?
yes we are.
then we're awake. but we're very puzzled.
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My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening thru a cosmic vapor of invention.
Ditto.
Ditto!? Ditto you provincial putz!?
daddy loves froggie, does froggie love daddy?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Is it true how zey say zat you people are....gifted?....Oh, it's twue! It's twue!
Updated On: 4/6/04 at 11:36 AM
if we do a whole page by ourselves, vish, we may have to run screaming from our keyboards.
I... must... put... a... stop... to... this... insanity...
why, ck, is that a rose in your teeth or are you just...hmmm, that doesn't seem to have a logical progression does it?
atchually I am feeling kinda thorny.
ok, now, don't make me take a poke at ya
Papa, you cummin over to our side or are you an equal opportunity poker?
i was merely quoting van johnson from "the last time i saw paris."
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
You know, papa, if we keep it up, MasterLcZ may just get the hotel room for us.
And damn you for bringing up Van Johnson. Now how am I supposed to concentrate on schoolwork when the thought of papa as Van Johnson is now firmly planted in my head? Next you're going to be singing "I'll Go Home With Bonnie Jean" and tap dancing on a dirt road....
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Nevermind, I've already got the damn thing stuck in my head....
But now you won't see her again,
especially not in a glenn at ten....
hmm, that one line is really my entire reference point for van johnson. oh wait, i'm lying, i also remember jose ferrer ripping him a new one at the end of the caine mutiny.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Le sigh. He was dreamy.
van or jose?
i believe Van is still "is", not "was." And rumored to at least have been "knockin" his johnson in both female and male "vans rockin". i'd have liked to find out, back in the day.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Van still is, but his dreaminess is exclusive to "back in the day."
yeah, my best friend in college worked a theatre on the regional circuit when a show with van came to town and he said that van definitely was offering to tutor him.
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