I bet you have a sharp stinger, Mr. Mambo!
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It's even better when you help....
you've been wantin' to do somethin' for me (to me?), haven't ya?...walk around me. go ahead, walk around me. clear around. did you find anything?
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No. No, papa. There are no strings tied to you. Not yet. Updated On: 4/12/04 at 02:25 PM
I find that strings don't work as well as silk ties or scarves.
But to each his/her own.
you're good. you're awful good. 'i'd walk home if it wasn't for all that water.'
i like a stinger with Russian vodka only. Everybody rise!!!!
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I'm hard to get, papa. All you have to do is ask me.
"oh well, i guess i'll take a teeny martini." "In that case, i'll have a hooooge Manhooooooten." (Name the show)
"Oh you know me...just a tiny triple." (Name the show)
"i like to drink portal to portal." (Name the show)
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I'd like to have a martini.
Two at the very most.
Three, I'm under the table.
Four, I'm under my host!
you hardly blinked an eye. it takes a lot of practice to be able to do that. yeah, I know a lot about you, vish.
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Who was the girl, papa? Updated On: 4/12/04 at 05:50 PM
who was who?
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The one who left you with such a high opinion of women.
Vishy Squaw---you going to WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS? sounds like fun.
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Had I $250 to freely spend on a theatre ticket, Tx.
any man truly worth your time would treat you to that, Dotty. Or at least go with you to try and sneak in at intermission, preferably with hooch stashed near your cooch to snatch.
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You taking all this down, papa?
i was going for the quadruple entendre on that last line, but i don't think i quite pulled the fourgy. i need more banter in realtime with the likes of this thread's ravelers to improve technique. A quick tongue has many uses...
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"A quick tongue has many uses... "
And I'll be demonstrating twice a night in the Blue Bar.
Updated On: 4/12/04 at 06:33 PM
crap, does anyone have a pencil? no? how about a cherry stem?
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I think you'll do just fine.
ah yes, but who will i do, that is the question.
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Any volunteers?
who said anything about voulnteers? i have my choices already made...
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