very, very chairfully.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
i was thinking i might have to couch my response in some way
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Why don't you come up for a little Scotch and sofa?
Sit on my "couch" you dirty little bird
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Dirty? Why, I just stepped out of the shower. I'm clean as a bright new penny.
mmmmmmm... Shower.
Dirty is a stae of mind, of course.
I'm more Christina Aguilara Dirrrty.
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I'm quite partial to a dirty martini.
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My hair won't curl back. I'm doomed to look like a cross between Veronica Lake and a trashy Bond girl for the rest of my life.
At least I can make several racy peekaboo bang jokes.
"peekaboo bang"
is that when you look back over your shoulder in flagrante delitco?
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I'll show you a peekaboo bang. Updated On: 4/14/04 at 09:24 PM
heh heh you said bang...wait that's not funny unless you're wearing crotchless panties. omg, vish!
you're wearing panties???
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whatever gives you the idea that i can even walk at this point, silly girl?
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You're a man. Buck up and put one foot in front of the other.
hmmm, can you sing the song from "santa claus is coming to town"?
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"....and soon you'll be walking cross the floor...."
You mustn't mind the tree monsters, their bark is worse than their bite!
that song has special resonance for me...life affirming resonance.
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Says the man who was post number "666."
I was always more of a "The Year Without a Santa Claus" fan.
nah, it was "the year wihout a christmas" ms. heat miser.
(only to idiots who cannot read an have memories soaked in bushmills, my apologies vish)
and who else would be the maestro? remember you're just an imp.
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It was The Year Without a Santa Claus. Darling.
(Keats! Shelley! Keats! Shelley!)
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"Oh, some like it hot, but I like it really hot!"
all i can do is recommend "honey power" by my bloody valentine, it's my excuse.
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I was always more of a "Sometimes" fan.
of the songs in "lost in translation" i prefer city girl
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I always hit repeat on "Are You Awake?"
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