Joined: 12/31/69
Was this the fudge that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the topless papas of illium?
papa has a few more weeks before he'll be topless anywhere...and miles to go before i'm shirtless, and miles to go before i'm shirtless.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
that was just to see if i actually needed the manssiere, or as cosmo would say...the bro.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
I think you can get away with just the granny underwear.
i'll never abandon my ass floss!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
What did I say about raiding my underwear drawer?
i believe it was your suggestion that i do so
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Well it's an easy suggestion to make after hearing for hours "Pleeeeeease can I see your underwear drawer? Please please pleeeeeeeeease?"
darling dearest, i knew you should not have had that last martini. you were adding a word again, i was merely asking to see your drawers.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
It wasn't the martinis, it was those damn mojitos....
i told you that unlike dressing that drinking was not a mix and match activity.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
"Martha, rubbing alcohol for you?"
"Sure, never mix, never worry!"
"martha, in my mind you're buried in cement right up to the neck. no, up to the nose, it's much quieter."
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
I swear to GOD George, if you even EXISTED I'd divorce you!
all I said was that our son, the apple of our three eyes, martha being a cyclops, our son is a beanbag, and you get testy!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
I hope that was an empty bottle, George. You can't afford to waste good liquor, not on YOUR salary!
"now, i will hold your hand when it's dark and you're afraid of the boogeyman and i will tote your gin bottles out after midnight so no one can see but i will not light your cigarette. and that, as they say, is that."
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
"be careful martha. i'll rip you to pieces."
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Look, sweetheart, I can drink you under any goddamn table you want, so don't worry about me.
"it's a familiar dance, monkey nipples."
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
You're all flops. I am the Earth Mother and you're all flops.
"what do you want me to do, throw up?"
"you satanic bitch!"
I love you guys for quoting my favorite play of all time!!!!
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